You could waterboard me and I still would never admit to being a young sheldon fan.

I'm locked in and ready to make Seals the number 1 nft project again. 🦭💜🫂 @sappyseals @sealuminati

Buy Seals.

Brothers and sisters of the Flippers... @sappyseals We are not just holding JPEGs. We are the Chosen Seals. Born in the Pixelverse, baptized in the great 2021 mint, forged through every dip, rug, and bear market. While others chase fleeting hype, we ARF as one. We stack. We build. We surface stronger. This is our pod. Our family. Our eternal bluechip gospel. No FUD can divide us. No sell pressure can sink us. We dive together. We moon together. ARF ARF if you’re locked in for life. The Sappy Seals cult is forever. 🌊💎🦭🙌 #SappySeals #Sealuminati #WGMI

Im not in solana:Tqj8yFmagrg7oorpQkVGYR52r96RFTamvWfth9bpump , but please for the love of god, stop bidding beta’s, Kintara is at 10m cuz they’ve proven the in game economy is working, All whales are rich and will bid it cuz they feel their money is safe, Every other beta coming out is most prolly a larp paying you out from creator rewards or by “copying” Kintara’s economy mechanism. So the whales will never ever bid it, and all you poor motherfuckers will just end up PvPing. If you like the game/project/niche-> buy solana:Tqj8yFmagrg7oorpQkVGYR52r96RFTamvWfth9bpump, the leading token. Bid Beta only if you can see someone doing it far better than them at like 1/100th of the price. And trust me, with the growth, user base they have scaled and the monetary transactions happening over there, its clear everyone has put their trust in them, and no other game can win that trust, so stop trying, its fine flipping the betas for quickies but its annoying watching poor niggers shill betas day in and day out when the main runner is at 10mn lmao, they prolly sending it to 500m levels maybe, so you still get 1mn tokens for 10k or so, be like me-> i don’t find the trade falling in my scope here, i will skip it simple.

The SpaceX IPO will be to the stock market what Trump coin was to alts.

I can't wait for the world to realize that stadiums in the USA are called like the Doritos CryptoScam Raytheon Thunderdome

It is very bad for capitalism that the world’s richest man is so objectively full of shit

Americans will eat four of these for breakfast but get upset about pineapple soaked in Kool aid

This is the best day of my life

Things most Americans agree on: Groceries cost too much. Tariffs suck and make no sense. Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks. The debt is a mess. The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good. Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained. Americans are exhausted. AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you. Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF. Canadians are super fucking cool. Mexicans are chill. Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies. Good neighbors are a blessing. Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea. We all question, are we alone in the universe? We all fuck up along the way. Epstein didn’t hang himself. The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day. The Cowboys suck. Go Birds! Things we’re told to fight about: Me. Laptop. Vaccines. Transgenders in sports. Pronouns. That’s the joke.

This turned out to be a much larger (unvibecodeable) project, but I think it's going to be the way we get a seal into the pocket of every normie. Also, @rive_app is the best lightweight animation software out there; going to be the most addictive health app on the market:

Do we at least all get a free blue check mark when Elon raids our 401(k)s?

Yo, @phantom why have you made your iOS app UI such complete bullshit. It's nearly impossible for me to figure out how to just go to the websites I always use your wallet on.

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🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 New footage of Blue Origin Rocket.

If you know anything about sol coins you know that a new meme going to 3M and then not going back below 1M is pretty much unheard of. That doesn’t happen. Especially when the whole crypto market fell off a cliff. Your mind cannot properly process how bullish that is tbh.

I live in Chicago, so by this definition every vacation I take is a reverse vacation.

Tick tock mfs