Crypto Enthusiast. Never giving Financial Advice. Sometimes shitposting.

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7 Mar 2024
15 tips on 'making it' in this bull run - 1. Do not over-rotate and do not try to increase your core position by trying to sell high and buy low. It seldom works. 2. Cut out the laggards if they don't move during altseason. 3. Make heavy concentrated bets with a max of 5 core positions in your portfolio. Never touch these until it's time to take profits. Have a separate dedicated trading bag if keen on trading. 4. Don't fade memes. Be mid curve but also remember to be left curve. 5. Go harder into the winners. 6. DCA even on the way up (price) if we are in early stages of the bull market. 7. BTFD - buy the fucking dips/flushes. Don't try to catch the absolute bottom. DCA. 8. Tech doesn't matter. Community, speculation, hype, meme, and marketing is all that matters. 9. Farm airdrops if starting with low capital. Only have about 10-20% allocated for farming. Spot positions will always have the highest ROI. 10. Avoid leverage unless you are an expert at trading 11. Take profits along the way. Ignore moonbois calling for 100-1000x's. Have a well laid out plan and execute it when the time comes. 12. Never touch your emergency funds/savings to invest in crypto. Avoid FOMO and larps who entice you by posting their PnL on twitter/X. 13. When taking profits and cashing out, avoid keeping in stables. Cash out to fiat and use it in the real world. Even stables are not 100% safe in crypto. 14. Work for your bags. Create content, tweet about the projects, and support the community. 15. Stay humble even after making life changing money. Avoid comparing your portfolio performance with another's as someone rightly said 'COMPARISON IS THE THIEF OF JOY'. My prospective winners for this bull run - $WIF $SOL $BTC $ETH $TIA
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Conclusion - the bottom is not yet in. $BTC
Coinbase CEO: Bitcoin has probably bottomed at $60,000
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Aging well so far. 50% further down and the price of $USELESS will become attractive for buying again. Waiting.
Jun 2
Unloaded a major portion of my $HYPE and $USELESS bags at current levels for a decent 3x. 90% in cash now. Will re-allocate sometime in Jul/August and that will be my long term hodl bag. The key goal is to increase the number of coins while we are still in a bear market. šŸ¤ž
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Jun 5
You are going to get a chance to buy $USELESS around $0.03-$0.04 again. Don’t rush it. Just keep the dry powder ready.

ALT Just Wait GIF

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Jun 2
Unloaded a major portion of my $HYPE and $USELESS bags at current levels for a decent 3x. 90% in cash now. Will re-allocate sometime in Jul/August and that will be my long term hodl bag. The key goal is to increase the number of coins while we are still in a bear market. šŸ¤ž
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May 15
Anyone wonder why it’s always the bald/balding guys bashing Finasteride and Dutasteride the most? Irony at its finest.
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May 9
Other than the Peaters, I haven’t met one person IRL who benefitted from regular Aspirin intake in any form or fashion.
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May 1
If your fitness coach isn't tracking your lift numbers or reviewing your training videos to give real feedback, find a new one. I cycled through a few coaches over the past year before finally landing with someone who actually gives a damn. No half-hearted check-ins. No cookie-cutter programs. Just raw passion for the craft and a genuine investment in your progress. The philosophy is refreshingly straightforward: train heavy, chase progressive overload, and dial in your nutrition. No shortcuts. No pushing a cocktail of PEDs as the primary answer. Just fundamentals done right. One month in with this guy and I've made more progress than I saw across an entire year with previous coaches combined. Before and after physique pics are coming once I hit my early benchmarks. It feels good to finally be in the hands of someone who actually knows what they're doing.
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Apr 29
Health X used to be better and more tolerant towards jokes/sarcasm. What happened? High estrogen? Low testosterone? What changed?
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Apr 24
Collagen scientist - 99.9999% of the peptides don’t work Anon - which 0.01% do work? Collagen scientist - my overpriced serum The shilling on health/fitness X has crossed all levels of retardation. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø
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Guys, I need to talk about magnesium. I didn't realize how deficient I was. I was just living my life, falling asleep in meetings, forgetting my wife's name occasionally, and unable to open jars. I thought that was just being 38. Then I started taking magnesium glycinate. 45 day cycle. One capsule most mornings, sometimes two if I was feeling ambitious. Within two weeks, my posture corrected itself. A herniated disc I got falling off a Razor scooter in 2006 just... resolved. My credit score went up 40 points. My dog started respecting me again. I don't want to say it regrew my hairline but I also can't say it didn't. The brain fog? Gone. I now complete thoughts. Full ones. With endings. My mood stabilized in a positive, non-neutered kind of way. Not medical advice, just a guy who can open jars now. US: notanadlink.com/ref=justasha… EU: europeanwellness.eu/products… UK: britishmagnesium.co.uk/produ… AUS: supplements.com.au/products/… CANADA: politemagnesium.ca/products/… JAPAN: magnesiumsan.jp/products/hon…

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Apr 14
When every single ā€˜informational’ post of such accounts is followed by shilling an affiliate link, the content loses half its credibility. I am gradually starting to mute these accounts as they add zero value to health/fitness X.
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i was recently asked why i’m so confident $USELESS won’t just die and go to zero my answer: 1. it has the easiest, stickiest multi-cycle memecoin narrative 2. already on multiple major T1s that matter (Coinbase, Kraken, etc.) 3. lives rent-free in people’s heads - CT dunks on it daily - billionaires mock it on national TV as 'proof crypto is dead' - recent AtlĆ©tico feature = 100m eyeballs 4. has real volume in a dead market - most coins are ghost towns right now - USELESS still does $5m–$10m daily even on a 'dry' day 5. consistently one of the most reactive memes on any bounce 6. the community never left despite the bear market - still here after 90% drawdowns - still loud, still active here’s the reality: most memecoins from the same era are already dead: no volume, no attention, no narrative USELESS never lost mindshare and in this game, attention is everything want to come out of this bear market a winner? stack USELESS and wait!
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Apr 11
Health X likes taking the most simplest and innocuous of things and then start bashing it for engagement farming. First it was finasteride and now it’s Lasik. Next week it will be hair transplant. And then next week it will be something else. Never a dull day.
noooo the FDA is never wrong!!! muh double blind RCTs, muh short term studies, muh confounded data the FDA is a small cabal of extremely mid bigpharma captured doctors who don’t know what they don’t know LASIK is one of many, rapes corneal opsins 5 and 3
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Apr 11
I will keep stacking $USELESS for the entirety of this bear market. Will you too, anon? I hope the answer is yes. For the sake of your financial freedom.
i rode $BONK from $20m to $4 billion i rode $FLOKI from sub-$20m to $3.5 billion i rode $WIF from $200m to $5 billion and every single time, people doubted me and called me retarded for ever believing they had potential i don’t think any other account has consistently called (and publicly traded) as many multi-billion-dollar memecoins from the lows as i have i’m once again going on record to say that $USELESS is the next multi-billion-dollar memecoin to watch and i’m calling it here at its bear market lows there’s no other memecoin i have as much conviction in right now when this finally plays out, many will come out and say i simply got lucky or that there is some cabal at work but i want you all to be my witnesses at this point in time even better, you can be a part of history
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it is incredibly hard to argue against being long $USELESS here: • best-performing new memecoin since 2025 besides $TRUMP • real estate billionaires talking about it on national TV; it recently got featured on the jersey of a top football club (exposure to hundreds of millions of people globally); etc • 93% down from ATH and has basically consolidated around the lows for two months now • it's the mother of all memecoin and crypto narratives: 10/10 destroyed crypto for good? crypto is USELESS! quantum is a major threat that will render most of crypto obsolete? crypto is USELESS! i could go on and on... • it has spot and perps on several major CEXs, which means liquidity is going to flow in easily and quickly when it starts moving again. it's on Coinbase, Kraken, Binance (perps), etc USELESS is so badly beaten down right now that it's hard to see it going much lower, tbh. R/R is overwhelmingly in favor of being long this one, even if you think this is a bear market! i have been buying around this level recently and will keep buying for as long as it remains this low if you missed the first run up to $450m, i genuinely believe this is another opportunity to get in at the lows before inevitable new ATHs when market turns for good
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Apr 7
This fear mongering about finasteride needs to stop. Not directed towards this account, but bashing Finasteride has lately become a great way for engagement farming and clickbait. What this guy posted is classic example of "anecdotal evidence" being used to paint a broad, scary brush over a medication. While that individual’s experience is certainly unfortunate, using a single case report to tell everyone to "ditch" a class of drugs is just plain silly. Aspirin is one of the most studied and "trusted" drugs in history. However, for a small subset of people, it is incredibly dangerous (Reye's syndrome, Gastrointestinal bleeding etc.). While 5-ARIs (like Finasteride) do have a side-effect profile that people should be aware of, the "canker sore" link is exceptionally rare. It's always about what your body tolerates, not what happened to one pharmacist in a case study.
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Apr 5
It's interesting how fitness X picks one 'supplement of the week' , hypes it up, posts a million studies around how it's the panacea, and then follow it up with an affiliate link. First it was Pinealon, then Epitalon, then Thiamine, then Nattokinase, and now it's L-Theanine.
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The only 2 coins I have been actively stacking during this bear market - $BTC $USELESS Nothing else comes close.
over 800k people have viewed the Atletico $USELESS announcement in ~48 hours every active alpha group and almost everyone left on CT is talking about it it is one of the hottest crypto news stories on X over the last 24 hours i can imagine a lot more people talking about and taking notice of USELESS leading up to, and after, the Atletico vs Barcelona game whether short, mid, or long term, there is a trade to be had here USELESS is undoubtedly the strongest memecoin narrative, and even more so with everything that has been happening in crypto lately: 10/10, quantum risk, rapid proliferation of new tokens, etc and the rapid increase in mainstream attention it is getting makes it even more attractive it’s hard to argue against bidding USELESS around $30 million market cap when you consider everything it has going for it
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just a few weeks ago, a $3.2 billion net worth real estate tycoon talked about $USELESS on US national TV now, one of the world’s biggest football clubs has just posted that USELESS will be featured on its jersey in a game vs Barcelona in a few days (on April 4) that’s one of the most anticipated football games of the year, expected to be watched globally by 100 million to 300 million people imagine the direct exposure from just this feature then imagine the second-hand exposure through critics, pundits, and everyone being forced to talk about a ā€˜USELESS coin’ being on Atletico’s jersey for this game USELESS isn’t just the most timeless and relevant memecoin narrative anymore, it’s also gradually being pushed into mainstream consciousness… and that’s a pretty big deal at current levels, there’s no other memecoin i’m more confident in bidding as we head out of this bear market in fact, i’ll start consolidating most of my weaker, lower-conviction tokens into USELESS to build a more sizable position going forward
One match. One badge. One winner. šŸ”“āšŖļø $USELESS coin takes its place on our jersey after winning the @krakenfx trading competition. A new limited edition jersey for the game vs FC Barcelona šŸ‘Š
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Hey, let me be different from the rest of health X and find something unique as a narrative, even if I know it’s completely retarded.
Men with predatory spirit intact do not sleep longer than 7 hours. human sleep evolved to be light, fragmented, and variable because deep, rigid, uninterruptible sleep was a predation risk The organism that required eight controlled hours did not survive the ancestral environment but the organism that could operate on variable, interrupted sleep did. The eight-hour recommendation derives from epidemiological data on modern populations saturated with artificial light, chronic sedentary behaviour, and metabolic dysfunction. It describes what is statistically average for a sick civilisation.
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