Assistant Professor for Theoretical Cryptography at @ruhrunibochum. Opinions probably someone else's. he/him
Joined April 2013
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My time at RUB is coming to an end and I'm looking to transition to an industry position.
If you're hiring for work on cryptographic protocols, PQC or related areas, maybe we should talk!
I'm at Eurocrypt this week, so this may be a great opportunity to meet in person.
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Nils Fleischhacker 🥩🔪 retweeted
My time at RUB is coming to an end and I'm looking to transition to an industry position.
If you're hiring for work on cryptographic protocols, PQC or related areas, maybe we should talk!
I'm at Eurocrypt this week, so this may be a great opportunity to meet in person.
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Nils Fleischhacker 🥩🔪 retweeted
30 Apr 2025
I have an opening for a post doc position in machine learning theory, with a deadline of June 1st. Please share and apply: international.au.dk/about/pr…
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Nils Fleischhacker 🥩🔪 retweeted
28 Mar 2025
Pro tip: if you're launching a German organisation whose aim is to intervene in Polish affairs, "Lebensraum" is probably not the best choice of name
28 Mar 2025
A German group, Lebensraum Vorpommern, has filed a further legal challenge against Poland's plans to construct a deepwater shipping terminal near the border with Germany.
It claims the project "will lead to an environmental catastrophe"
notesfrompoland.com/2025/03/…
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Nils Fleischhacker 🥩🔪 retweeted
28 Feb 2025
My 2cents about infosec following the recent political mess: Always assume that your government might flip on you like Trump flipped on Ukraine. Don't let government access assuming they are benevolent.
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9 Feb 2025
The real terror - you don’t have imposter syndrome; you’re just accurately assessing how appallingly bad at your job you are
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8 Feb 2025
This is false. This *is* German cloud storage. Why else would these traditionally come in "Wolkenmarmor" on the outside?
6 Feb 2025
In Germany we don’t trust cloud storage. We print our important emails, put them in a Leitz-Ordner, and store them in the Keller because sicher ist sicher.
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1 Feb 2025
Finland is a very odd choice for Latincrypt.
31 Jan 2025
Big shoutout to Daniel Escudero and Ivan Damgard for the awesome PC! 🙌 Consider submitting to Latincrypt and join us in the happiest country on Earth! 💃🏾☕️🏖️
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Nils Fleischhacker 🥩🔪 retweeted
31 Jan 2025
Help us spread the word! The CFP for Latincrypt 2025 is out! Consider submitting and joining us in Medellín, Colombia, Oct 1-3. Deadline for abstracts is *April 11th* (paper 1w later)
Why should you consider submitting and attending Latincrypt? (1/6)
ciencias.medellin.unal.edu.c…
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10 Jan 2025
Compromise: if a conference insists on double column, they need to accept papers in landscape.
10 Jan 2025
Two-column formats need to die!
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10 Jan 2025
Two-column formats need to die!
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20 Dec 2024
It's almost as if storing important documents exclusively on someone else's computer might be a terrible idea. Who knew. 🤷♂️
19 Dec 2024
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20 Nov 2024
Visa forms be like
"Give your address in 15 characters or fewer."
"Describe your place of birth without using the letter e."
"Give your date of birth using only digits 4-7."
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20 Nov 2024
How do I tell my mother that due to Indian visa regulations she's no longer allowed to have a hyphened surname?
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16 Nov 2024
People complaining that the government did in fact know about their one simple way to dodge taxes are pretty weird.
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15 Nov 2024
Nothing can quite adequately describe the horror a theorist feels learning that people are trying to use their work in the real world.
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8 Nov 2024
Ich bin ja kein Experte, aber wenn die Marine Waffen in Wilhelmshaven einsetzen muss ist schon irgendwas gründlich schief gelaufen.
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4 Nov 2024
I wonder if they charge an application fee waiver application fee.
4 Nov 2024
At University of Michigan CSE we have a new program for PhD applicants to apply for an application fee waiver. If you are interested in applying but paying the fee poses a challenge, see here for more info: cse.engin.umich.edu/academic…
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29 Oct 2024
For the first time in my life the admonishment not to do sports after receiving a vaccination is potentially relevant.
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