When your brain doesn’t work, trust your hands. -John Roderick

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Replying to @RealGrumpyCat
"Could you guys keep it down?" —Fido
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10 Jun 2019
Here are the rules: I get two and a half months to respond to a text but you must reply within 30 minutes or I call the police
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don't you hate it when you can't find that one charging cable?
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17 Jan 2021
PLEASE STAY HOME SUNDAY AND WEDNESDAY. PLEASE.
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I'd like to think Tommy Lasorda is bellied-up to an upsettingly long bar in the sky, next to Harry Carey, enjoying an ice...cold...Budweiser! before the opening pitch. #gododgers #cubswin
Contrary to popular belief, I am not dead.
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Bry with a Y retweeted
11 Jan 2017
Trump calls BuzzFeed a “failing pile of garbage” which is wildly unfair as we are a succeeding pile of garbage.
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10 Oct 2016
Anderson Cooper: "THAT is sexual assault." 🔥 Trump: No, it's locker room talk
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Checking in with social media to see who appears to be having a better life than me so I can dismiss them as soulless and opportunistic.
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Guy who invented slotted screws & convinced ppl to use them: I hate you. My bloody knuckles & I are coming to find yer ass in the afterlife.
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After Trump's penis claim, my thoughts and prayers are totally with the folks at Washington Post fact checker. @GlennKesslerWP @_cingraham
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Outlier: Legacy is coming soon. Join the rebellion: #KindleUnlimited #mmromance #dystopianamzn.com/B00M1XUK7W/?tag=dar…
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