Internationally known lifecoach from Cuba living in Miami. eBook and cookbook author. I also sell timeshares. FUCKLULZ!
Joined May 2009
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8 Apr 2014
Remember that time I used my cybernetically enhanced ribcage to crush your torso after swallowing you whole? FUCKLULZ!
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8 Apr 2014
Remember that time your parents came over in like 19 Wal-Mart bags? FUCKLULZ!
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8 Apr 2014
Remember that time I promised not to blow a load in your mouth then totally did anyway? FUCKLULZ!
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8 Apr 2014
Remember that time I fucked you in the armpit so violently that your lung caught on fire? FUCKLULZ!
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8 Apr 2014
Remember that time I whispered The Incantation of Buu-Phaalog into your ear and your guts turned into centipedes? FUCKLULZ!
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25 Dec 2013
Remember that time I created that time loop and ate that baby an infinite number of times? FUCKLULZ!
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25 Dec 2013
Remember that time I told those kids Santa Claus isn't real? FUCKLULZ!
19 Dec 2013
Remember that time I killed Santa Claus and ate his elves because I mistook them for babies? FUCKLULZ!
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13 Dec 2013
Remember that time I ate half a baby, then threw the rest in a dumpster cause it didn't taste very good? FUCKLULZ!
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26 Oct 2013
Lifecoaching this baby into my mouth and washing it down with a mojito. FUCKLULZ! #barcampclt
26 Oct 2013
Remember that time I blew up CPCC campus because my #barcampclt pitch didn't get picked? FUCKLULZ! I wanna talk about email management!
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26 Oct 2013
Learning about SEO and personal branding my lifecoaching business and drinking my own piss because it gives me electrolytes #barcampclt