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9 Jan 2017
IF YOU'RE A MAGIC PLAYER AND NOT FOLLOWING ME YET you probably use Twitter at work or in public in which case kudos for your good judgment.
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13 Dec 2025
let’s suppose that some magic body swapped you with (your spouse, your significant other, your closest sibling, your roommate, etc.)
which toothbrush would you use?
74%
my new body’s toothbrush
26%
my old body’s toothbrush
194 votes • Final results
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16 Nov 2025
hey friends, could you please help settle this utterly important discord dispute?
what is the most important part of the pizza?
39%
the crust
24%
the sauce
17%
the cheese
20%
the toppings
304 votes • Final results
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3 Nov 2025
been a while since i've logged in. i'm fine, just find the world a bit too depressing to hang out on doomscroll central. but that's not why i'm here, anyways:
do you like the taste of your own blood?
48%
yes
52%
no
208 votes • Final results
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30 Sep 2025
What tier is the highest tier when you are putting things into tiers?
4%
A-tier
93%
S-tier
3%
Some other tier
526 votes • Final results
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17 Jul 2025
my spouse and i are having a colorful difference!
do you differentiate between fuchsia and magenta?
60%
yes
29%
no
11%
don’t know them
441 votes • Final results
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7 Jul 2025
been a while since I've had a poll, but it's marital dispute #seriousissues time so:
is “Mean Girls” a dystopia?
19%
yes
62%
no
19%
haven't seen it 😱
399 votes • Final results
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30 Jun 2025
do you wash clothing that you’ve bought, before wearing it?
41%
yes always
35%
only from thrift stores
24%
no never
724 votes • Final results
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1 Jun 2025
it’s been a while since i’ve posted here but i’ve got a bit of a #SeriousIssues thing going on.
are a “sleepover” and a “slumber party” the same thing?
49%
yes
51%
no
679 votes • Final results
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16 May 2025
my discord is warring about this very question; i was shocked to even learn that people did it differently than myself.
when you take pills, do you do:
89%
pills, then water
11%
water, then pills
872 votes • Final results
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23 Apr 2025
suppose we lived in a world where people could constantly swap bodies with other people, and you never necessarily knew who was in the body that you were talking to.
in such a world, how would you conceptualize what makes a person e.g. when you’re talking to them?
2%
a body
58%
a persona
40%
a soul
260 votes • Final results
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22 Apr 2025
you have my mailing address, you could have just sent me a love letter wizards.
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21 Apr 2025
been a while since i’ve had a family debate that needed to be handled, but here we are!
catgirls. do they hear with their…
18%
cat ears
9%
human ears
24%
both sets of ears
48%
don’t have human ears
424 votes • Final results
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31 Mar 2025
I refuse to believe that this was written by anybody who actually plays Historic. I haven’t seen 5C Omniscience ever nor Elves in ages.
Looking at my play data over the last month, over half my matches have been against Sorin / Saint Elendra combo, which they don’t even mention.
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15 Mar 2025
suppose I have a radioactive particle with a half-life of 10 years and I've been carefully holding it in my hand, undecayed, for the last 7.5 years.
what is the probability that this particle will decay over the remaining 2.5 years?
39%
25% or less
12%
between 25 and 50%
16%
50%
33%
greater than 50%
508 votes • Final results
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13 Mar 2025
rerunning this poll from five years ago, just to see if the numbers have shifted:
is it possible for things to get so bad that it’s impossible for them to get worse?
22%
yes
78%
no
855 votes • Final results
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9 Mar 2025
you may be familiar with the international code of distress in morse code: SOS.
a simple combination of three dots, three dashes, and three dots.
it’s easy to recognize, but do you know SOS originally stood for in 1906, when it was initially agreed upon?
51%
yes
49%
no
786 votes • Final results
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23 Jan 2025
a gingerbread man sits inside a gingerbread house, screaming.
62%
house is made of flesh
38%
he is made of house
451 votes • Final results
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19 Jan 2025
Let's suppose you had a very close friend, but due to life circumstances you hadn't talked in 20 years.
When you go to reach out, their old email addresses and phone numbers don't work, but a Google search finds their home address.
Would it be too weird to send a letter?
87%
send the letter
13%
don't send the letter
1,053 votes • Final results
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17 Jan 2025
would you say that that which does not kill you makes you stronger?
27%
yes
73%
no
591 votes • Final results
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15 Jan 2025
one of my all-time favorite songs came out a bit over thirty years ago, where two sampled songs battle in the live version.
assuming these two could actually battle, who would win? (had to abbreviate the first song name due to poll constraints)
bonus points if you know the song
46%
heaven’s a place on earth
54%
you give love a bad name
259 votes • Final results
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