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23 Sep 2025
Wife can’t sleep. Making SURE my baby likes box scores.
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Cubs currently have the 4th worst pitching staff in baseball.
Pretty amazing that they're treading water right now. It could be WAY worse.
Also shoutout to the Nats - Under a 1 WAR is laugh out loud funny
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Dansby's down there with Flint and Canavan? Say it aint so.
In the modern era of #Cubs baseball, Dansby Swanson’s .176 batting average is the worst of any position player with at least 265 plate appearances.
There are two players who hit worse in the 1800s.
The Cubs continue to let him play.
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Justin Steele will join the Cubs for the next three weeks and will begin throwing next Monday, per Craig Counsell.
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We may be onto something...
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Jun 14
Miz on a generational run and PCA just casually right behind him is hilarious haha.
WAR is a ridiculous stat.
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Ian Happ:
Jun 14
What if the Cubs are just back??
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Cubs Desk Jockey retweeted
Jun 11
until we meet again some sunny day… happy birthday, ryan.
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Jun 11
Where were you when Seiya turned the season around with one swing of the bat?
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Jun 11
Matthew Boyd will no longer be starting this weekend in San Francisco. Boyd has lingering soreness in left shoulder after last rehab start & felt it in his bullpen yesterday.
Cubs believe this is minor, but Counsell said “we’re going to lose a few days for sure.”
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Jun 10
Hahahahha this guy is such a fucking dickhead
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Cubs Desk Jockey retweeted
Jun 9
I sympathize with every KH fan who’s at work right now trying to act normal lmao
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Jun 9
Poop is flowing out of my pants.
Presenting another look at the latest instalment in the Kingdom Hearts series.
Kingdom Hearts IV will launch simultaneously on Nintendo Switch 2, PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, Xbox on PC, Epic Games Store and Steam!
Stay tuned for more updates.
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Jun 9
I know Donald was shitting his pants when he saw these two courtside.
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