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Leader encourages you to decontaminate your Soul as much as possible before the Halloween Night baptisms. Drink alkaline water. Study the 47 Undeniable Truths. Practice benevolence. Abstain from sin. sprdlx.co/Cult
Obedience is blindness. Loyalty is divine. Come join us as Leader continues to reveal the 47 Undeniable Truths, or your Soul may perish under the weight of your transgressions. sprdlx.co/Cult
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Leader was forced to banish a wholly pure, innocent member to the wilderness today as a sacrifice for the Sins of the Whole. What a wonderful Tuesday! sprdlx.co/Cult