Full time dweeb
Joined June 2009
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Feb 20
One of the most embarrassing moments of my life was when I was getting my hair cut by a hot stylist and she asked me what kind of music I listen to. I said “California coasting” and explained it was music to fit the vibe of driving around SoCal. She was silent the rest of the cut
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Feb 13
Been eating a lot of food from Gas Stations recently and now I can see through walls
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Feb 4
Been coming in an hour early to work recently and it is finally catching up to me
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29 Sep 2025
Showing my boss pics on my phone and he swiped over to this one.
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1 Jul 2025
My local food truck just gave me tacos and said “consume slowly and enjoy the flavors” instead of “have a nice day”
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10 Jun 2025
Magneto should always be taking the iron out of people’s blood. So efficient!
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16 May 2025
Pet Sounds was released 59 years ago today happy birthday Pet Sounds
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23 Apr 2025
The amount of ranch dressing this Wingstop had on display is astounding
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