OT Cybersecurity Lead @STVGroup. Nonresident Fellow @AtlanticCouncil. Adjunct Professor. Advisor. Sanity evangelist. For Mt. Weather.
Joined November 2016
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19 Oct 2023
We’re so afraid of the Westworld future we forgot the Aldous Huxley plot.
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20 Nov 2025
AI is cool and all but my brain chemistry still alters when asked to edit a PDF.
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21 Oct 2025
I don’t mean to brag but I took one single solitary deep breath yesterday. So.
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17 Oct 2025
I still pop OFF to some Uncle Kracker and I’m only a LITTLE ashamed.
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2 Oct 2025
Someone emailed me with the subject line “Insight from your past life” and I can’t stop giggling. Which past life? I was probably once a European serf but I don’t like to talk about it. Just say you’re looking at the tech, dawg 😆
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2 Oct 2025
Canceling subscriptions has gotten insane… BUT ARE YOU SURE WHAT IF WE BRAID YOUR HAIR
I’ll never return if it’s this annoying to cancel hydration sticks 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
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Jabs retweeted
30 Sep 2025
🚨BREAKING: The White House has started preparing for the government shutdown
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Have a friend with no professional experience pursuing his masters in beep boops at the local state university and occasionally he’ll ping me about a Cybersecurity topic he finds unbelievable and when I confirm it, he will spiral in dismay at how little things make sense
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5 Sep 2025
Oh captain, my captain 🫡
4 Sep 2025
A rare close-up of the elusive Golden Langur, one of the only known primates that actively avoids humans
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28 Aug 2025
Good morning to everyone except people who put two bags in the overhead compartment.
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25 Aug 2025
Good morning to everyone except people whose kids sleep through the night.
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30 Jul 2025
Absolutely nobody:
Me: WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONITE i HOPE HE IS A GENTLEMAN
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30 Jul 2025
Still so relevant! I’ve had people recently apologize for “missing” this a few times - give it a gander if you feel so inclined 🤓
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25 Jul 2025
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SILVER - @Ember_OT, @DianaInitiative, @HackersHealth
Thank you for your support!
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25 Jul 2025
Some of y’all don’t drink so much coffee your stomach hurts and it shows.
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23 Jul 2025
Lots of maritime security talks lately that happen to forget to talk about maritime 😆
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23 Jul 2025
2 in person meetings and I somehow travel with 3 laptops 2 phones and 2 pairs of glasses… 🫠
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23 Jul 2025
If you don’t have two empty coffee mugs in your vehicle at all times I don’t trust you.
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