Lover of @starwars, theme parks, and all things nerdy || probably in Disney World || definitely sleep deprived || he/him
Joined October 2011
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21 Jun 2024
Hi #swtwt I'm a lifelong NYer & @starwars fan, working in the entertainment industry
I'm bad at favorites because they change sometimes daily and I love it all! Obsessed with #TheAcolyte & planning my SWCJ trip, also a drummer and hockey player
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23 Oct 2025
I hope Adam Driver knows how much of a shockwave he's sent throughout the Star Wars fandom in the last few days 😭 we're all on your side, buddy
#TheHuntForBenSolo
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13 Oct 2025
Today and every day
ALT A native woman with her middle finger up and the caption “fuck Christopher Columbus”
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The single most important lesson for Dem politicians
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5 Oct 2025
🚨 NEW: Netflix secretly recorded an interview with Dr. Jane Goodall in March, set to air only after her death.
In it, she says she wishes Trump and Elon Musk could be blasted into space… and closes with:
“Don’t lose hope.”
Now that’s a final message.
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26 Sep 2025
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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14 Nov 2024
"The curtains being blue can only represent sadness if the author explicitly draws the parallel" is quite possibly the least-helpful reading of ANY text
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25 Sep 2025
I love getting harassed by a squadron of the 20th-largest armed force in the world for….getting on my train. Fuck the NYPD.
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4 Sep 2025
what do Syril and Dedra pick up for dinner when they're in a hurry?
fascist food
ALT A scene from Andor A Star Wars Story. Syril unpacks a grocery bag on the kitchen table while talking to Dedra
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26 Aug 2025
ChatGPT killed this kid. It's just that fucking simple.
26 Aug 2025
fuckin hell man. this kid was crying out for help.
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23 Jul 2025
It's 2025 you need to stop quote-tweeting to dunk on people
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23 Jul 2025
you're not calling anyone out, you're just platforming them
you're not calling anyone out, you're just platforming them
you're not calling anyone out, you're just platforming them
you're not calling anyone out, you're just platforming them
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12 Jul 2025
mon mothma/asajj ventress doodle bc the concept has been haunting me for too long 🥀🥀🥀
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9 Jul 2025
Film criticism, when done well, is supposed to make you think deeper about a film and engage with it in more complex ways. It is not really meant to decide for the entire population whether or not they should see something. You all have agency. You get to decide that yourself.
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22 Jun 2025
Every single summer the internet goes into a UK heat vs US heat debate.
Can’t we all just agree that 78° without AC in buildings meant to hold heat AND 90° at 11am with 80% humidity are both equally awful?? Why are we fighting? We all live in hell.
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to anyone who isn't informed enough to get what's going on in iran, it is entirely america and israel's fault. iran did not do anything to merit this whatsoever. you're seeing another sham like the entire "global war on terror" after 9/11. lie after lie after lie.
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18 Jun 2025
As I've been saying, if you willingly relinquish your mental abilities, you will lose them. The fact that millions of people seem eager to give up their intellects, to be freed from the burden of ever having to think or create, is a nightmare out of our darkest science fictions.
18 Jun 2025
BREAKING: MIT just completed the first brain scan study of ChatGPT users & the results are terrifying.
Turns out, AI isn't making us more productive. It's making us cognitively bankrupt.
Here's what 4 months of data revealed:
(hint: we've been measuring productivity all wrong)
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17 Jun 2025
Your daily reminder to include the links to articles you screenshot because that’s how the writers get paid 🫶
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