The Final Boss of Earthian Lore: Long ago, something hit the Earth. This collision spawned the moon (moon is said to have the same composition as the Earth) and transferred large amounts of energy to the Earth, possibly creating the tectonic plates or at least keeping the magma underneath the tectonic plates very hot and active. As a result of the enhanced magma activity and dynamism of our tectonic plates, the Earth has a very wide range of diversity of biomes: deserts, glaciers, forests, plains, etc., all come in dozens if not hundreds of variants. The diversity of biomes created a massive diversity of bacteria, plants, insects, etc. Basically, a very rich biosphere. Uniquely rich, actually, since it took a massive collision to create it. Humans evolved, or possibly were engineered, in this very rich biosphere and have adapted to it. Humans also come in thousands of variants, due to the wide exposure to different biospheres. Overall, this is a biological treasure. Other planets hosting life, wouldn't have such a huge diversity in their biology - Earth may be unique in this corner of the galaxy. Some say that foreign species come here to study and use humans to harvest antibodies for their medicine. To me, this could make sense. We actually do the same with insects, plants, and animals - we study them all and find weird genetic characteristics (e.g., lizards or fish that can be frozen and revived) and use that to develop our own medicine. I've never heard this idea in American alien lore. It came from Jean-Pierre Petit and was only in French.

“The Nordics? Great people. Tremendous people. Very tall. Everybody talks about the Zeta Reticuli aliens, total disaster, low energy. But the Nordics? Incredible. Beautiful spacecraft. The best spacecraft. Frankly, they’ve never seen interdimensional trade deals like mine.”

Ich verstehe das nicht. Der Schlächter von #Belfast stammt aus dem Sudan. Er hätte nur die Grenze nach Ägypten überqueren müssen, um ohne Krieg, sogar innerhalb einer verwandten Kultur, leben zu können. Was legitimiert seine als Flucht getarnte Auswanderung nach Nordeuropa?

Vous le dites si on vous dérange hein.

Worse than than the new AI-Loops trend, we now have the German-Cringe-Loops because France doesn't want to share it's hard earned Fighter jet recipe How about you finish Stuttgart's train station first?

Le sous marin à voile j’ai 2/3 doutes

This is biblical. A woman in her eighties. Ten years into Alzheimer's. Hadn't spoken a full sentence in five years. Takes one, 5 gram dose of psilocybin. She slept 19 hours and woke up and spoke for hours about her life, recognized family and held real conversations. She regained bladder control after five years, walked on her own. and dressed herself. Gains held for weeks.

Japan and Germany were devastated during WW2. Their children didn’t become terrorists. Stop making excuses for your terrorists.

I was at a museum in Frankfurt yesterday. When I entered, two Somali immigrants were urinating on a statue of Aristotle. No one dared to question it as the thought police were there and you can be arrested for criticizing immigrant behavior. An unaware man then entered the museum and instinctively said "Ugh, disgusting." The thought police were about to put him in handcuffs, but he then shouted "This is Merkel’s beautiful Europe, we should all celebrate it!" and started applauding. The rest of us looked panicked at each other but then also started furiously applauding the urinating Somalis. The officers also joined in the celebration and scanned the room for anyone who did not. They arrested one man who was looking at his phone. Disobedience is dangerous to our social cohesion, but the thought police make me feel safe. Have a wonderful day, Wolfgang

Dear GitHub Copilot team, I am happy to announce that I successfully burned all of my monthly tokens in under 3 days thanks to your garbage new pricing model. I'd also like to inform you that I won't be renewing my subscription or adding more budget. Best, A former customer.

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the change to github copilot is hilarious RIP literally no reason to use it anymore over any other solution, the price of the token went up

A Syrian, an Arab, and a German are together in a bar. When the Syrian finishes his beer, he throws his glass into the air, draws his pistol, and shoots it into small pieces. He says, “In Syria, glasses are so cheap that we don’t have to drink twice from the same one.” The Arab drinks his non-alcoholic beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots it into little pieces. He says, “We have so much sand in the Arab world that we can make glasses out of it, so we don’t have to drink from the same one twice.” The German takes his beer, drains it in one sip, throws the glass into the air, pulls out his .45s, shoots the Syrian and the Arab, catches the glass, puts it on the bar, and orders a new beer. He says, “In Germany, we have so many foreigners that we don’t have to drink with them twice.”

Bro, let’s stop pretending. Muslims make up about 25% of the entire world’s population — over 2 billion people across 50 countries. Japanese people? About 1.4% of the world. One single country. Shinto exists only in Japan. So when people say “Japan should prioritize minorities and be more accommodating to Islam,” who exactly are we talking about? The global majority is coming to one of the world’s smallest ethnic and religious groups and demanding that Japan change its culture, food, and traditions for them. That’s not “protecting minorities.” That’s the majority trying to colonize a tiny minority. Japan has every right to protect its own people and culture first. If Muslims want to live under Islamic rules, they already have dozens of countries where they can do that. They don’t need to come to Japan and turn it into another one.

Le mois passé j'utilisais @github @Copilot une dizaine d'heures par semaine et j'arrivais à tenir jusqu'au dernier jour. Là je suis à à peine 2h d'utilisation et j'ai déjà atteint la moitié de mon quota mensuel 😭 D'ici demain je résilie mon abonnement...

POV: you're still using GitHub Copilot after June 1st, 2026

Jean-Marie Le Pen avait raison. Et moi, jeune conne, je chantais "la jeunesse emmerde le Front National".

Here’s how Polish fans celebrate their club’s victory. Before leaving the square, they cleaned up after themselves. No one was beaten up or raped. Be Like Poland.

Remigration.