mom, nerd, Leo.
Joined May 2009
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Cyndi retweeted
30 Aug 2025
If Trump’s dead they should bury JD vance alive with him like they did with pharaohs and their cats
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14 Jan 2025
Shoutout to Midland Credit Management for being complete pieces of human shit. Fuck you.
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2 Jan 2025
Show me two disengaged fuck-up parents still hung up on each other and I’ll show you a toddler with manipulative skills better than most grown narcissists.
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27 Dec 2024
Shoutout to the random stranger on I59 south who played leap cars with me on an otherwise boring drive south.
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24 Dec 2024
My bonus kid came to see me today and I’m going to be a bonus grandma 🤩
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24 Dec 2024
The next person to call me about work on Christmas Eve is getting drop kicked.
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23 Dec 2024
Employers stop asking your employees to do unethical things challenge
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20 Dec 2024
Ooooooops I’m still breaking bad habits. stopcaringstopcaringstopcaring
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17 Dec 2024
Me, gaslighting myself: this year sucked and I am a trash human
Me, in reality: supported my household as a single mom without accumulating more debt and paid off almost 1/4 of my existing debt.
After all the hits I am still standing, and that in itself is a huge success.
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16 Dec 2024
I got entirely too excited about finding broccolini at the grocery store today. 👵🏻
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1 Dec 2024
now we’re at the part where you’ll hate what you see
what the fuck is wrong with me?
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28 Nov 2024
I went to Meow Wolf “The Real Unreal” in Dallas and spent 4 hours in awe. Immersive experiences are the best.
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22 Nov 2024
I asked for help installing this thermostat and didn’t get it. I had to guess a few times on the wiring, but I did it. Don’t ask me why I’m hyper independent, at this point it’s the only way I’m getting by.
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Cyndi retweeted
21 Nov 2024
I didn't wanna say anything at first, but with the Vaxis III announcement things became very apparent in how Coheed's been operating lately. I can't not saying anything anymore.
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