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DART the Asteroid Slayer @DARTprobe

Looking for trouble out in the asteroid belt, come at me

Joined September 2022
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FUCK YOU ASTEROID
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THIS ONE IS FOR THE DINOSAURS
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60 SECONDS BEFORE WE SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING #DARTMission
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LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR GOD
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I’d like to use the next 6 minutes and 10 seconds to list all of the ways that Dimorphos has personally wronged me #DARTMission
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HELLO MY NAME IS INIGO DART-OYA YOU KILLED MY FATHER PREPARE TO DIE #DARTMISSION
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DART the Asteroid Slayer retweeted
Jasmine 🌌🔭
@astro_jaz
26 Sep 2022
making DART memes in anticipation of today
A meme showing Undertaker standing behind AJ Styles. Undertaker has a frightening expression on his face and the text on him says “DART spacecraft”. AJ Styles is smiling and the text on him says “Asteroid Dimorphos”.

ALT A meme showing Undertaker standing behind AJ Styles. Undertaker has a frightening expression on his face and the text on him says “DART spacecraft”. AJ Styles is smiling and the text on him says “Asteroid Dimorphos”.

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I’ve got 30 minutes to live which is roughly enough time to watch an episode of Ted Lasso and you know what that ain’t much but it’s good enough #DARTMission
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JWST I hope you get some good shots of this sick drop kick I’m about to do
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YOU BETTER HIDE BEHIND DIDYMOS CUZ I’M COMING FOR YOU YOU GLORIFIED DIRT CLOD
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Me rolling up on Dimorphos rn #DARTMission

ALT Spider Man3 Tobey Maguire GIF
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I’m about to do to this asteroid what Hurricane Ian did to the Artemis launch schedule
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I SEE YOU NOW YOU LITTLE SHIT
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I’m about to do to Dimorphos what Florence Pugh did to the marketing campaign for Don’t Worry Darling #DARTMission
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I’m about to ruin this asteroid’s whole career
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