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DC Science Comedy @DCScienceComedy
Joined September 2015
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New Science Comedy Show on Wednesday, April 22nd! For anyone who inhabits this planet with jokes told by top notch comedians who also live on this planet. Tickets: dcimprov.com/shows/main-show…
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Neil Renic@NC_Renic
18 Jun 2025
I am once again pitching my romantic comedy: - two academics start dating - discover they are each other's terrible reviewer - hijinks ensue Working title: Love is Double-Blind
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THURSDAY: Science Comedy Night with @chucknicecomic in DC! Get your fix of space and laughs! Tickets are selling fast: dcimprov.com/shows/main-show…
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Sunday night - join us for volcano comedy! Fresh off his Edinburgh Fringe Festival run, Ben Miller is bringing his new special about volcanoes to DC! Nov. 17 at 7:30pm DC Comedy Loft Tickets: dccomedyloft.com/shows/28791…
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524522 Zoozve@RadPlanets
11 May 2024
I’m so sad for everyone who’s not experiencing this rn
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Why do mathematicians like parks? Because they have a lot of natural logs. Join us for a fun Science Comedy Night tonight - on Pi Day! We're featuring standup comics from DC, NYC, and LA for a nerdy show! 🎟 Tickets go up at the door, so buy ahead: dccomedyloft.com/shows/25530…
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Join us for a special Science Comedy Night on Pi Day! Expect to hear a variety of math, science, and eclipse jokes. 👩‍🔬☀️➗️ We're featuring local comedians and some from New York featured on Comedy Central and Montreal's Just for Laughs Festival. Tix 🎟 dccomedyloft.com/shows/25530…
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Neil Renic@NC_Renic
24 Feb 2024
Junior scholars: "I feel awkward citing myself" Senior scholars: "as I cleverly argued (1988; 1991), admirably reiterated (1993; 1995; 1996); and handsomely concluded (2001; 2004; 2007)..."
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Your news but all in rhyme washingtonpost.com/weather/2…

Punxsutawney Phil says early spring. Here’s why that could be a thing.

Since 1887, Punxsutawney Phil was accurate about 40 percent of the time — that’s worse than flipping a dime.

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Capital Weather
@capitalweather
2 Feb 2024
Punxsutawney Phil has decreed: His shadow he did NOT see, an early spring it will be! Phil rarely forecasts spring to come soon. But how many of you like the sound of that tune?⤵️ washingtonpost.com/weather/2…
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Nature is Amazing ☘️
@AMAZlNGNATURE
9 Nov 2023
Hello everybody. Please look at this picture of an owl that has been rained on. Thank you.
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Science girl
@sciencegirl
7 Nov 2023
Turtles reaction after spotting manatees 📹seethroughcanoe

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Daniel Gould, MD, PhD@DJGould94
7 Nov 2023
When you enroll in a PhD
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Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation
@OKWildlifeDept
30 Oct 2023
Costume secured ✅
A Spirit Halloween costume package has three raccoons in sunglasses wearing a trenchcoat. This is not sus at all. The item description reads: Includes : reluctantly (that word is crossed out) responds to online nonsense (that word is also redacted) questions with class and charisma will scream (screaming is crossed out) share wildlife facts at children with (at children is crossed because that is apparently rude.) interested persons keeps asking for GARbage possibly just three raccoons in a trench coat *does not include intern*

ALT A Spirit Halloween costume package has three raccoons in sunglasses wearing a trenchcoat. This is not sus at all. The item description reads: Includes : reluctantly (that word is crossed out) responds to online nonsense (that word is also redacted) questions with class and charisma will scream (screaming is crossed out) share wildlife facts at children with (at children is crossed because that is apparently rude.) interested persons keeps asking for GARbage possibly just three raccoons in a trench coat *does not include intern*

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Roshan Patel
@roshanpateI
30 Oct 2023
just got this resume ???
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Kasha Patel@KashaPatel
24 Aug 2023
Discusses some of my own humor research as well as from others' that I've learned from over the years!
Scholastica (this account moved to Bluesky)@scholasticahq
24 Aug 2023
Yes, science can be funny. And that's a good thing. Check out science journalist and stand-up comedian @KashaPatel's guide to using humor as a vehicle for #scicomm from the @CScienceEditors annual meeting. bit.ly/47JHJhG
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Washingtonian Problems@WashProbs
24 Aug 2023
DC tourists vs DC residents
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sophie
@netcapgirl
6 Jul 2023
equity analysts credit analysts
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Adam@adamgreattweet
30 Jun 2023
Orcas have done more for social justice than the Supreme Court has this year
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Claire Lamman@ClaireLamman
29 Jun 2023
Made some cookies to celebrate the @NANOGrav announcement! Fortunately you don't need pulsars to detect these #GravitationalWaves (a mouth works fine)
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