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Buying a lifesize cardboard cut out of Lane Kiffin and leaving it in my condo when I move at the end of the month
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Take a lap
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Jun 15
You people eat pineapple soaked in kool aid
Let’s pump the brakes on your line of thinking lmfao
My standards are higher than yours and I don’t go into stores mad that maybe someone just trying to get by doesn’t know everything about every product.
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Why are the British this retarded
Jun 14
It's impossible to explain to a Yank what Cheddar cheese is like. Their only reference point is liquidised knob cheese in a spray can. We should be mindful of their limitations.
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An American-made cheddar cheese was named the best cheddar cheese by the most recent World Cheese Awards in Bern, Switzerland.
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Elon Musk never followed me in a parking garage with a crowbar
Jun 13
Elon Musk is a trillionaire but it’s def the people on SNAP ruining your life
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It’s amazing how absolutely stupid and cucked the entire Midwest is.
Literally a vast sea of cucks and the dumbest fucking people in America.
Jun 14
Black people literally built the wealth and infrastructure of this country
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You exist at our leisure. Know your place.
Threatening to invade canada and mocking our Prime Minister as the Governor of Canada makes trump look small.
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Damn right
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BAYONEEEEEETS
Jun 13
FORWARD THE COLORS
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You’re not gonna believe this but
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Fag
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My fiance and I have a simple rule for the World Cup if they’re from Africa or the Middle East we root for them
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I am fairly partial to another flag
Jun 12
This woman thinks this emoji 🇸🇴 is the Bonnie Blue.
Belle, why is this the one and only Confederate flag availible as an emoji? When all of the other flags are for currently existing nation-states?
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Dubs, Esq. retweeted
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Navi I’m trying to save the Princess Zelda but I’m DUMMY thicc and the clap of my Deku Nuts keep alerting the guards
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And he loses all of it.
Okay I’m gonna nerd out for a moment.
That’s the whole tragedy in the undercurrent of OOT, at the end the hero loses everything. He’s sent back to his “childhood” full of memories of what he did, Navi leaves him, he’s banished from the forest -
Jun 12
Expect for the help of 5 guardians who were your friends, 2 talking trees, a fairy, Zelda/Sheik, and Rauru.
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And this is where the whole timeline split even happens, either he grows up and marries the ranch girl or he leaves for termina and the entire world gets flooded
So his tragedy is that he either grows to have a normal life carrying the memories of his sacrifice and heroism -
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Entirely alone with these memories
Or he leaves and everyone he knows dies in a tragic flood anyway.
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