Random thoughts as I go through the day trying to not look like an idiot. My kids are way cooler than me. Opinions expressed here are myown. ( typo alot )
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DFGrumpy retweeted
May 22
Take your naps now.
Bot League Match Point Tournament tonight @ 9pm ET. The most wholesome @PlayApex event to exist.
This could last 11 games
The zone is the #1 killer of the Bot League
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DFGrumpy retweeted
May 20
AI is now native to Adobe ColdFusion. ColdFusion 2025.8 lets you:
→ Connect any LLM (OpenAI, Anthropic, Gemini)
→ Build RAG pipelines
→ Query vector DBs
→ Wire up MCP All inside your existing stack. No rewrites.
Explore the update → adobe.com/products/coldfusio…
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DFGrumpy retweeted
May 14
Apex Legends Global Series hyping up our work & Apex Academy. LOVE YOU GUYS!!! @VikkiKitty @RayndayGaming @DanGaskin @Respawn @PlayApex
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This is going to be fun. Hope to see you all there!
Keyword search is no longer enough.
Join Dave Ferguson in this session and learn how to implement semantic search in ColdFusion using vector embeddings, only at Adobe ColdFusion Summit 2026!
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#semanticsearch #vectorqueries
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DFGrumpy retweeted
Apr 23
You've surely seen Pros navigate the final zone closing... but have you ever seen a lobby full of beginner players under the pressure of the final ring duke it out?!? 😂🤖
If you have any bot friends please tell them to sign up we need more!!!!
Link Below 👇👇
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DFGrumpy retweeted
Mar 24
💙New Apex Legends Giveaway💖
how to win:
👀 Must be following @hisandherslive
👀 Like & Repost
👀 Tag your FAVORITE Apex teammate
winner announced on the 29th
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Hey look.. that's me!
Mar 23
You don’t need to be an expert to speak. Just share what you’ve learned. Speaker applications for Adobe ColdFusion Summit 2026 close in 2 days. Tips, lessons, real-world experience—your story matters.
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#coldfusion #speaker #conference
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DFGrumpy retweeted
Mar 17
Apex Academy Bot League. This Thursday 9pm ET. You don’t want to miss this.
We have a few spots left for bots to join.
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Marathon... expertly explained for the new player.
Mar 10
Finally up! Ultimate Beginner's Guide to MARATHON
(also I'm live with @CoolGuyGames & @JOverrated !)
👉youtu.be/wKh8T4l_Ano
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Ai.com needs to find a new system architect. They clearly underestimated the incoming load or overestimated the power of their system.
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DFGrumpy retweeted
Front Page Tonight at 8pm ET!!!
Celebrating 6 years of @Twitch Partner.
💙💗What a life changing career this has been.
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DFGrumpy retweeted
Agenda is live.
Four days of free, practical AI and modern ColdFusion development.
Join from anywhere, learn live, and revisit sessions on demand (registrants only).
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DFGrumpy retweeted
27 Dec 2025
POV you only let bots have guns for a game = everyone dies to the zone final circle.
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DFGrumpy retweeted
22 Dec 2025
Announcing Adobe ColdFusion Summit 2026, happening on June 22 & 23!
This year, the focus is on how developers build today & what they need going forward.
If you care about modern CF development, enterprise-AI, & learning alongside the community,
register: bit.ly/4s6wYjo
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