Due to my recent progress with @CalebCurry32 the @Avon_Laker club has decided to honor me by giving me the option of throwing out the first pitch tonight.
Not sure if Carter can catch my heater, so I’m considering it, but may pass to save any embarrassment.
Late night thought:
@SobieskiSkis 0-2 bbq last year is a bigger embarrassment then @BuckmanGoats losing to @FoleyJacks to go to state. People forget about that.
Doc remembers all.
Also buckman playing pissed because of it. Those guys must’ve had a really sad winter.
Doc’s current favorite victory league player: @DrewB4 from @nisswalightning
Current player in need of some work: @eanvonwald19
Ean has been MIA since our pheasant hunting trip.
This guy lives under a rock and needs a mental health assessment.
Doc was gonna fix him up but it looks like he already corrected himself in the comments.
#GOATNATION@BuckmanGoats
The key question that lingers is a potential choke. But Doc is working on that. Lifesaver.
@nisswalightning wears a letter jacket in the hallway.
@BuckmanGoats 2 gym classes, woods, metals and 4H.
@PierzLakers yearbook dwellers. Signatures from every student. Looking to date teammates sister.
@FoleyJacks B student. Trying to figure out life without @MikeBeier3
Biggest nut cases in the league.
Doc will start:
Andrew Rueckert anytime he gets out.
@ryanchm6 not getting a borderline strike call from the ump on the mound.
A thread…..
Greenlund on a bunt to the catcher.
Curry when the ump makes a blatant missed call.
Kremer when the pitcher doesn’t throw strikes.
Holty when the ump doesn’t give me the “Same pitch”
Bier on a first pitch pop out.
Mat when he has to catch.
Popcorn when he gets beaned.
Rudisilllllllllyyyy when the batter fouls off a stolen base.
@BuckmanGoats during a double header.
Otte and I have been out here all morning. Stay tuned for my exclusive interview as we find out who the number one team is in the state today. @nisswalightning or @BuckmanGoats
Sighting! the Crow has penetrated Victory league territory. Mr. Watertown is looking sharp in a beige blazer in STEVE country. He was flabbergasted that STEVE hoisted the first victory league cup after carpet bombing the championship game at the Hill.