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Dana Goldberg @DGComedy

I write jokes, tell them on stages, & do some other things to make the world better. šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ she/her #BlackLivesMatter SiriusXM 127 and co-host of @dailybeanspod

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Dana Goldberg@DGComedy
3 Dec 2017
Alex Jones said that lesbians are torturing women and eating their brains. Ummmmm...Alex? Thatā€™s not What We Eat.
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If you give your kids Tylenol PM, theyā€™ll only have autism at night.
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I came back on this site just to retweet this šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
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One thing got missed in that disgusting embarrassing exchange between a respected President and two wannabe mafia thugsā€¦Vance admitted Russia invaded Ukraine.
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Here it is in black and white for all of you who think tariffs wonā€™t hurt the US consumer.
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While they are vilifying innocent trans people, itā€™s reported that Matt Gaetz statutorily raped the same underage girl on more than one occasion.
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I have shared the same bathroom with Sarah McBride on several occasions, and she never once made me uncomfortable. She did however help me fix my makeup. That congresswoman knows how to blend her foundation, which is more than I can say about Donald Trump.
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I stopped taking Nancy Mace seriously about protecting womenā€™s spaces after she voted for an adjudicated rapist to be President Of The United States. Actually, it was before that.
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RT @MuellerSheWrote: ā€œI live in a blue state so my vote doesnā€™t matter.ā€ Yes it does.
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So are we just skipping over the part where Tyson agreed to fight Jake Paul after smoking toad venom!?
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Maybe you should skip the Bible and teach kids how apostrophes work. ā€˜Oklahomaā€™s.ā€™
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@RyanWalters_
14 Nov 2024
The Bible is back in Oklahomas classrooms. We are getting our kids back on track.
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Let be honest, if Jesus were alive today, MAGA would have him deported.
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Funny how for being a ā€˜man of God, Mike Johnson has no problem protecting rapists and child sex traffickers.
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Since they refuse to release it, Iā€™m sure after reading the ethics report on Matt Gaetz, Mike Johnsonā€™s son got an alert on his phone.
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Trans women are not committing crimes in bathrooms, but hereā€™s a short list of Republicans who have. John Hinson - oral sodomy Larry Craig - part of a sex-sting operation. Bob Allen - for paying an undercover cop for oral sex. *cue shooting star* - The more you knowā€¦
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That means itā€™s damaging as fuck.
Kyle Griffin
@kylegriffin1
15 Nov 2024
Breaking: Mike Johnson says he does not think the House Ethics Committee report into Matt Gaetz should be released.
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Wonā€™t happen. His fuhrer is addicted to it.
The Ginger Swindler
@lilydsmith
14 Nov 2024
if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.
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ALT Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF

Kyle Griffin
@kylegriffin1
13 Nov 2024
Read what Republican Sen. Markwayne Mullin said about Matt Gaetz last year to CNN: "There's a reason why no one in the Congress came and defended him: Because we had all seen the videos he was showing on the House floor, that all of us had walked away, of the girls that he had slept with. He would brag about how he would crush E.D. medicine and chase it with an energy drink so he could go all night."
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RT @MuellerSheWrote: YAY!! DG is in the good place!!
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Mary L Trump
@MaryLTrump
13 Nov 2024
Remember, by elevating incompetent fascists like Hegseth, Gabbard, and Gaetz, the aim is to demoralize us. It's ok to be horrified by the injustice and insanity of it all, but instead of feeling helpless and withdrawing, letā€™s get angry and fight.
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Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
11 Nov 2024
Donald Trump and his transition team are already breaking the law. I would know because I wrote the law. Incoming presidents are required to prevent conflicts of interest and sign an ethics agreement. This is what illegal corruption looks like.Ā cnn.com/2024/11/09/politics/ā€¦

Trump still hasnā€™t signed ethics agreement required for presidential transition | CNN Politics

President-elect Donald Trump has not yet submitted a series of transition agreements with the Biden administration, in part because of concerns over the mandatory ethics pledge vowing to avoid...

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