Father/Husband/Whisky Maker/On-Call Firefighter/Podcaster (scotttaylor.uk)/Crabbit.
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10 Feb 2025
So my new book is out, available through Amazon on Paperback or Kindle. I'd be f*cking DELIGHTED if you checked it out!
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#writing #NewRelease #fantasy #amwriting #BookTwitter
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May 28
This is crazy. Such a huge jump in price effectively kills off what has been one of my favourite consoles in a long time. I was hoping to upgrade to the OLED at some point, but never at this price point.
Valve has raised Steam Deck prices in the US
• 1TB OLED $649 -> $949
• 512GB OLED $549 -> $789
still out of stock
store.steampowered.com/steam…
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May 22
I genuinely don't get the hate for the final season of #TheBoys - I really enjoyed it, and absolutely think it wrapped up the way it should have.
Kudos to the production team - You've got a fan here for sure.
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May 16
Lordi singing 'Save all Your Kisses For Me' has to be my damned highlight of this #Eurovision so far..
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May 16
We're getting some #Eurovision legends? Excellent, give us 'Ja Ja Ding Dong' immediately.
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May 16
Oh Jesus, There's a creepy looking nun bastard in the Romanian entrant asking me to choke her. Sorry pal, I'm somewhat of a horror movie buff and I know that you creepy god-squad demons only want to disembowl me horribly. #Eurovision
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May 16
I'm pretty sure Italy's entrant is a wedding singer with a residency in a Skegness holiday camp.. #Eurovision
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May 16
Delighted to see Lithuania have given Robert the Robot the stage he deserves, and gets him out from under the heel of that b*stard Justin.. #Eurovision
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May 16
This is the most non-Polish, Polish entrant I've ever seen at #Eurovision, and I'm here for it! I thought it was a bit gospel, then it went a bit dancey. I'm nae hating it!
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May 16
The Finnish chap looks like he's just tripped over on an oil rig. Nae PPE either.
Fiddle wifey is bloody impressive though!
#Eurovision
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May 16
If I came across this Moldova entrant hanging around outside the local Tesco, they would have me second guessing whether I really wanted to go in past them for that third packet of Chocolate Hob-Nobs.
Song's a bit of a banger though.
#Eurovision
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May 16
I love that as the UK we're like, "Hey, we're not winning a damned thing because Europe hates us, so let's just throw a heap of lads up there with some CRT monitor heads". #Eurovision
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May 16
Christ Croatia, I don't know if I'm watching #Eurovision here, or playing some 'Elden Ring' on my Xbox.. But I'm here for it!
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May 16
Okay Bulgaria, you had me at 'Bangaranga'. AND THERE'S SMOKE GLOBES UNDER THE CHAIRS - WINNER RIGHT HERE. #Eurovision
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May 16
I'll tell you this much, wee Czechian Neville Longbottom has got a fair set of pipes on him. Even the cameraman fell on his arse and goosed him camera in awe.. #Eurovision
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May 16
The Malta entrant is disturbingly handsome. He's got the cowboy vest, the 'Over the Shoulder Smoulder' and the curly haircut that Bandit had in Season 3 of Bluey, episode 11 ('Sheepdog'). He's making me question my own sexuality. #Eurovision
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May 16
Serbia here steaming in with the claws, rain and the 80's 'Immortal from Highlander' look. If that lead singer pulls oot yon sword/mic stand and goes through 'The Quickening', I'm going to lose my damned tatties.. #Eurovision
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May 16
Right Australia, this has got full 90's power ballad all over it. And a gold piano? Best thing to come out of your country since Bouncer the dug in 'Neighbours'. #Eurovision
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May 16
For a second there I thought the Ukraine wifey had cried off an eyelash, but it turns out it's just an eyeliner choice. I'm a little bit dissapointed. #Eurovision
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