Former Film student @AberUni @warwickuni. Huge #AFOL, @WBA STH, cricket & Disney obsessed. Tweeting bollocks. Writer of nonsense & twaddle. Legacy member of ATF
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7 Oct 2023
Since Iβm currently feeling very smiley & incredibly nostalgic, Iβm going to bore you all once again with my epic (I think itβs epic anyway) #Frasier story aka the moment my soul left my body: 1/
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Yesterday was a bad day so my Dad & I went to Resorts World to see a film together. When it was over we went to TGIs to get something to eat. It was rammed because there was a concert on across the road. I didnβt need to Google what it was when I remembered I once had tickets.
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The only plus side was my Momβs βfriendβ was there and wanted to talk to us and give us a hug. I was delighted when my Dad told her to βFuck off Valβ since she opted to go to Portugal on her own than go to her so called βbest friendβsβ funeral.
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He then casually mentioned how her ex-husband (who she made us ignore for years) went to the funeral and weβve seen him 3 times since.
So a horrible day that got worse the longer it went on but at least we managed to tell a horrible person to do one.
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Thank you sporting Gods for the much needed distractions all day
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Iβve got to sell this sofa. I canβt just sit and stare at it empty anymore. I mean her cookbooks are still underneath it. Anyone know the best place to sell it?
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Your weekly reminder that Iβll NEVER be over it
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Get in Lewis! And an English one, two, three! Incredible! #BarcelonaGP
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I am recording all #WorldCup matches that start after midnight to watch them the next day. So today I have 2 plus Iβm recording the Grand Prix & the final at Queens to all watch before the 6pm kick off
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*Sighs* Itβs βyouβre on a dateβ not βyour on a dateβ but I guess the most important thing to remember here is DONβT TAKE A SHIT WHEN YOUβRE ON A DATE! HOLD THAT FUCKER IN UNTIL YOU GET HOME!!
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I have no idea what the title of this film is but I genuinely feel that the world is a better place because it exists
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Iβve been going through the photos on my phone to delete the medical related soul destroying pictures I no longer need & stumbled across some Iβm not sure Iβve posted before:
A wild Parakeet in my garden. Iβm not sure where they came from but there are a lot in the village now:
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I have to get another Ewok, donβt I? The odds of pulling another mystery one have got to be small so surely Iβll get one with legs this time, right? I would literally take any of them right now but I NEED Wicket.
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