amateur Pokémon TCG player and professional quora clickbaiter
Joined March 2020
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dith retweeted
May 11
I love vintage ashtrays. This is my 2001 a space odyssey ashtray.
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every time I hear “I asked copilot ~” in my office it takes 6 months off my life
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Mar 28
I asked someone what their favourite Pokémon was today and she said:
“psyduck because he’s underrated”
girl bye
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Mar 27
a lost relic has been unearthed in my family home “CDS TO OBTAIN” carbon dated to the year 2014, offering an incredible glimpse into my beautiful 17 year old mind
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Mar 27
a perfectly legible new street sign from our fucking ridiculous entitled libertarian government
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dith retweeted
Feb 4
Coming to terms with the fact that it’s time to shower
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dith retweeted
if your boyfriend texts you back while he's playing his card games, it doesn't mean he cares about you more; it just means he's trash and keeps getting bodied every round of the tourney
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24 Aug 2025
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this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family
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10 Jul 2025
a mouse got into my drawer and ate my anxiety medication at work??? Anyway I hope he’s ok (probably very dead)
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23 Mar 2025
taken a couple of Vietnam Airlines flights this week and a reoccurring theme is that the the announcements and safety briefings all emphasise that you are not allowed to open the airport doors???
how many times has this happened that it must be regularly stated?? wtf
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dith retweeted
17 Jan 2025
preparing for my next nail appt
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18 Mar 2025
I use to think that American tourists were the worst when we were traveling but somehow the Germans tourists prove me wrong every single time
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dith retweeted
10 Jan 2025
Going to the dispensary and asking for the weakest thing they have
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14 Jan 2025
Today I went to the doctor for back pain he said sex is good for a back pain and then prescribed me 40 tramadol??
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8 Jan 2025
I told my mum she doesn’t have to yell when she’s on the phone for the other person to hear her and I have been taken out of the will
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