I be doing things
Joined June 2016
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11 Sep 2024
Trying to put a flamethrower on a remote control lawnmower, cause I like to fuck around and find out
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2 Mar 2024
Does anyone else's Australian shepherd like to have their back "knees" scratches? Or is ours just fuckin weird?
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25 Dec 2023
Ok so we just gunna do fireworks on EVERY holiday now, huh?
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17 Nov 2023
Hell is trying to make a right turn on a mildly busy road, and every car is spaced out JUST far enough for you to not be able to pull out but just enough to give you a half second of hope...
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29 Jun 2023
Why doesn't Canada just drop some of that free healthcare on the fire?
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29 May 2022
I'd give anything to watch infinity war&end game in a theater with a ton of hype people again... That was awesome
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23 May 2022
My biggest fear is taking uncomfortable poops then having to be social immediately after
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29 Apr 2022
Kilometers? How many football-fields per moon-landings is that?
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24 Feb 2022
Bro what if the oven moaned every time you put something in it
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24 Feb 2022
I imagine the life of a TikTok dancer is pretty chill... You think they ever wake up and be like "I don't wanna dance today" and then force a dance out? I'm dying laughing at the idea of depressed TikTok girls forcing themselves to dance
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2 Dec 2021
I have my bad days, but at the end of any day ...
my lungs are full, and my balls are empty 🥰
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15 Oct 2021
"I'm just using this emoji to get likes" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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23 Aug 2021
2022 is 4 months away what am I even doing with my life wtf
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20 Aug 2021
Imagine how fuckin lame Pokemon would have been if Ash chose a lame ass Squirtle
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