you’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel

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SHIT INDIANA
Remember in 2024 whenever something like this would happen and guys from Shit, Indiana would go “DEI Airplane”
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the winning!
BREAKING: Iran says the US has agreed to pay $300 billion in reconstruction funds directly to Iran as part of the deal Pakistan announced, alongside the release of $24 billion in frozen funds with $12 billion released before negotiations even start, per Mehr News. This directly contradicts Trump's & Vance's claim that no funds will be transferred to Iran at all. If Trump denies this is true, there never was a deal. If Trump confirms, the US has fully capitulated to Iran's demands.
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OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!!!!⚽️
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Jun 11
Multiple floors of the Pentagon are locked down and being evacuated due to a "hazardous materials incident," sources and local fire department say cnn.it/3QAWgbx
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Here is the initial rendering of the Stars' planned arena and entertainment district at The Shops at Willow Bend in Plano:
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DEATH BEAT HIM CLEAN, 1 - 2 - 3, BROTHER
The Police have closed the investigation into Hulk Hogan's death, and his death has been ruled as natural. "Following an exhaustive review of the statements, medical records, surveillance footage from within the residence, and a visual inspection of Mr. Bollea's body, there has been no evidence to indicate the death of Terry Bollea was anything other than natural. Through the course of the investigation, there has been no evidence to indicate any criminal wrongdoing related to his death. This case will be closed, and will be considered solved, non-criminal." (Source: Clearwater Police)
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BREAKING: Iran announces it is ending all negotiations with the US and vows to "completely" block the Strait of Hormuz, per CNBC. Iran says it is ending negotiations due to repeated ceasefire violations including Israeli strikes in Lebanon. Iran also threatens to block the Bab el-Mandeb Strait.
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then maybe shut the fuck up, belts
Jun 1
Adrián Beltré Believes Wander Franco Deserves Second Chance At MLB bit.ly/4fdhu9r
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CAN’T PARK THERE
WATCH: Blue Origin's New Glenn rocket explodes on launch pad in Cape Canaveral, Florida
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Next: The Moon
Hailey Van Lith has been waived by the Sun.
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skattebo standing up and explaining his stance on meeting Goofy at disney world
#Giants QB Jaxson Dart addressed teammates in a meeting yesterday to discuss his introduction of President Trump last week, sources tell me and @RapSheet. Other team leaders spoke up as well, and Dart and the players worked through it. They are moving forward.
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May 27
🕊️ Skateboarder Marc Johnson has died at 49. Details: bit.ly/3RvShgF
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Avalanche announce Cale Makar out again for Game 2
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Imagine if someone rushed up and shot him like Jack Ruby
Grogu walks the red carpet at “The Mandalorian and Grogu” premiere in LA
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man that's a heartbreaker for the wild
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holy fuck, folks
May 12
Trump: Drugs coming by sea meaning coming by water. A lot of people don’t know what I mean by sea. They think I mean vision. I’m talking about sea like the sea.
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This was the *best* take
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Someone tell Tage the Canadiens want to certify the election
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Has to be “Brown Sugar”
Time to show that song some love
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I got real excited for a second Also this graphic design is insane
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