The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began. The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start. Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have. If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

What a circus

Look at this AI garbage. Our government is such a joke.

Tell me everything will be okay If I just stay on my knees and keep praying Believing in something Tell me everything is all taken care of By those qualified to take care of it all

CASAR: For the $1 billion we're being asked to spend on Trump's ballroom, we could fund 217 million free school lunches and 15,000 more teachers. As secretary of education, which do you think helps our nation more? McMAHON: I think those are incredibly weird comparisons

Nailed it

“I can’t do this” 🤣

For those of you hanging on….just a reminder

Dave Matthews performs ‘Peace On Earth’ on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert on 3.10.2026 #dmb #davematthewsband #davematthews #dmbgorgecrew #dmbgc

Play fucking free bird baby!!!! LFG

Jack Hughes is an Olympic gold medalist. 🥇 #MilanoCortina2026 #WinterOlympics

CHARLIE MCAVOY TO THE RESCUE. 😵

Charlie McAvoy in international competitions

Me, I say my prayers Then I just light myself on fire And I walk out on the wire once again