Fuck you
Joined January 2022
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Jun 3
Listen, if you think driving in the city is bad, stroll through East Amherst where Teslas and BMWs drive like waiting their turn is a threat to their family legacy and entitled soccer moms will have you wishing you were behind 37 dirt bikes popping wheelies down Niagara Street.
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May 15
Someone let Tuch and Thompson know their ride is here to take them home after the game.
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May 13
Please be patient while our crew is en route to Montreal to dispose of the trash officials, habs fans and ESPN correspondents.
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Jan 7
Now we’re all wondering what this guy WOULD like shoved down his throat 🤔
Go Sabres!
Yeah, I think I'll skip watching tonight's game. We're tired of this gay diversity shit being shoved down our throats.
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9 Nov 2025
We’re declaring an emergency trash day. Please be patient while our crew throws away Brandon Beane
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3 Nov 2025
Our plan is now available in our bio.
Buffalo DPW: a citywide paving plan is now underway wgrz.com/article/news/local/…
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15 Jun 2025
The DPW would like to say happy Father’s Day to hot dads only
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4 Jun 2025
Chris Scanlon is offering free plow rides around down town to his top donators. So far, Carl Palladino has taken dozens of rides making Scanlon sit on his lap each time.
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11 May 2025
The Buffalo DPW wishes a very Happy Mother’s Day to attractive single mothers only!
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26 Mar 2025
I was accidentally added to a group chat with Byron Brown and his staff at OTB and they’re just rating the sexiest horses in racing
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1 Mar 2025
We’re just thankful Trump isn’t going after DUI hires too.
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27 Jan 2025
Hi Jonathan. Our schedule is posted in our bio. Hope this helps!
27 Jan 2025
You guys not working your two days this week to recover?
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25 Jan 2025
Yikes! I just walked in on Chris Scanlon whispering in the bathroom mirror “no more crying you’re the mayor now.”
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24 Jan 2025
That’s so like the West Side.. desperate to be seen but never going to get attention!
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23 Dec 2024
I’ve been thinking a lot about who could replace Byron…
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16 Oct 2024
Just walked in on Byron Brown, Carl Paladino, Nick Sinatra, Douglas Jemal, and Carl Montate in a five way goodbye kiss today. Those guys really gonna miss each other
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12 May 2024
The DPW would like to wish a happy Mother’s Day to attractive single moms only!
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21 Feb 2024
Byron Brown hinting a 6th term?!?! 😍
Finally some good news for fans of childhood poverty, lead poisoning, poor water quality, bloated/unregulated police budgets… and my favorite people.. venture capitalists looking to open another micro brew pub/hotel.
You did it Byron! ❤️
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21 Jan 2024
In an effort to improve our city roads and secure a Bills win, Byron Brown will be sacrificed to the pit at 4pm.
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