Graphic Artist • Citizen of Planet Earth • Opinions my own, but often stupid • #FTLTID exiled in Orlando • dr928.bsky.social
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28 Sep 2020
BASIC TUTORIAL ON HOW TO DO THIS:
Zip file with these backgrounds (sized for iPhone SE), font and editable .AI and .PDF files:
drive.google.com/file/d/1h3x…
25 Sep 2020
Messed around with #ios14 customization/shortcuts, now my phone is a @StarTrek TNG-era LCARS PADD and as a result I'm cooler than you are.
#ios14homescreen #StarTrek
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6 Nov 2024
I rarely wade deep into politics on here but I'll say this.
If there's a chunk of ppl big enough to sway elections, that can/does flip from D->R/vice versa, you have a massive image/policy problem.
Wanna win? I mean really win once and for all? Get non-voters voting.
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6 Nov 2024
The sad reality is a large chunk of FL & the nation can be convinced (or worse, genuinely believe) that backwards, regressive policy is the best direction.
If you're moving right or compromising to court those voters, you're losing the game regardless of who wins an election.
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5 Nov 2024
ok cool so @FTLUTD we gonna move every Saturday home game around in the Spring once the MLS season schedule comes out too or what?
Let us know now so I don't waste my time planning trying to travel w/ my family to games
(I know I'm a niche case but this is effing annoying)
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4 Nov 2024
Look let me preface with every soccer club that gets its own venue in this country is a great thing
BUT
Can we stop doing mini versions of the SJ Earthquakes stadium? LOU, KC Current, this one, & I know I've seen several other USL renders that look super similar.
Get creative!
4 Nov 2024
New stadium for @FortWayneFC
Looks like one of the USL professional leagues will be getting a team with a super nice setup soon.
fortwaynefc.com/newstadium/?…
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4 Nov 2024
In addition to this being incredibly stupid in general,
GET THE FLORIDA DERBY NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH THE FLORIDA DERBY IS FORT LAUDERDALE VS TAMPA BAY, NOT "MIAMI" VS AUSTIN AZTEX
4 Nov 2024
GET READY, TAMPA BAY…THE GOAT IS COMING! We’re beyond excited to announce that @OrlandoCitySC will host @InterMiamiCF in the preseason edition of the Florida Derby on 02.14.25 @RJStadium!
Get all the details on February’s soccer spectacle here: bit.ly/3YAaklD
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4 Nov 2024
INT. OFFICE - MEETING ROOM - AFTERNOON
BUSINESS EXECUTIVE:
"But how can we take an Inter Miami vs Orlando City preseason game and make it even more irritating and unpleasant than usual?"
THIS GUY
(enthusiastically):
4 Nov 2024
BREAKING: We’re excited to share that @SportsTampaBay will host @OrlandoCitySC vs @InterMiamiCF on February 14, 2025 @RJStadium! To join the ticket presale waiting list, log on to SoccerInTampaBay.com #VamosOrlando #ItsMiamiTime ☀️🌴⚽️🐐
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4 Nov 2024
People totally missing the point of RATM and Tom clapping back is one of my favorite internet pastimes lol
4 Nov 2024
I’m encouraged to hear that every major corporation is now in favor of the workers seizing the means of production and an eradication of the prison industrial complex. Big news if true!
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4 Nov 2024
4 Nov 2024
It’s a two party system! You have to vote for one of us!
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30 Oct 2024
This is fine but I still think if they just adjusted the offside rule to favor the attacking player & made fouls in the 18yd box regular free kicks instead of PKs you wouldn't need any replay system at all like 90% of the time
An alternative option to VAR ✅
Football Video Support is used for competitions with limited budget and smaller camera set-up.
Find out more about the system, currently in use at the #U17WWC:
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27 Oct 2024
well then watching the FTLUTD and Dolphins games both ending in losses about 20 seconds apart was nice lol
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25 Oct 2024
This detail was🤌🤌🤌
Bless the Lower Decks team - boo on @paramountplus for cancelling this delightful program.
25 Oct 2024
Just like the #StarTrekTNG opening credits were modified between seasons 4 ↗️ and 5 ↘️ to include awesome blue streaks under the title, the same happened on #StarTrekLowerDecks between season 4 ↖️ and 5 ↙️! 😀
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25 Oct 2024
I appreciate that they intentionally scheduled the final of this thing during an international break too, ensuring the entire thing is pure filler content
25 Oct 2024
Let the battle for the cup begin! ☀️🏆
The Summer Cup Championship kicks off at 8pm ET between the @thekccurrent and @GothamFC on CBSSN/Paramount .
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25 Oct 2024
When I was with the Marlins we got an afternoon at Dave & Busters, that was fun.
Ooh and a few years later one time we all got $100 gift cards to Banana Republic from Traffic Sports.
😅
25 Oct 2024
Sale of the Lightning will mean a $20 million boon for team employees
"Every full-time employee of Vinik Sports Group, about 300 in total, would share in a $20 million pool of bonuses. The minimum bonus would be $50,000." tampabay.com/news/business/2…
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25 Oct 2024
Reminder that the Florida Marlins won both the last World Series and last World Series game held at the original(ish) Yankee Stadium
25 Oct 2024
October 25, 2003: Josh Beckett completes the shutout to clinch the 2nd World Series title in Marlins history 🏆
Where were you when this happened?
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24 Oct 2024
*sips tea*
Aligning more w/ the global calendar is a positive BUT the large break in the middle of the season kills momentum & wastes the best soccer weather in FL, TX, AZ, etc.
If we split up & regionalized the pyramid, nobody has to compromise on weather.
#MLS #NWSL #USL
23 Oct 2024
MLS is considering moving to a fall-spring calendar, potentially as soon as 2026.
Still being discussed and studied at multiple levels.
Details here: nytimes.com/athletic/5865369…
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24 Oct 2024
There are enough clubs to do it.
Split it north (summer schedule) & south (winter schedule) at each level on the pyramid. Year-round soccer. The clubs could still meet up in USOC & Concacaf.
So LA doesn't play Boston during the league season. Who cares?
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