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17 Dec 2020
Movie title: "Meet the Fuckers"
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8 Aug 2025
I made a new logo for @AmericanAir that more accurately describes their business operations. Every time I make the decision to fly American I can guarantee it will be delayed and annoying at minimum. At the worst just poor customer service and more than typical missed connections. #americanairlines #trash
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5 Jun 2025
If mom and dad are getting a divorce who are you going to live with?
0% Ole Yam Tits?
100% Elon Musk?
1 votes • Final results
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14 Mar 2025
Seems legit.
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12 Sep 2024
How to fuck up a job interview 101- Recruiter: “So, it looks like you have several years of involvement in this space. What do you plan on bringing to our organization to improve our current structure?” Job seeker: “I have a concept of a plan.” Recruiter: **engaged look waiting for further details** Job seeker: **blank stare no elaboration** Recruiter: “So, any details there?” Job seeker: **moves on to another topic and starts whining about something**
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25 Aug 2024
MAGAts: “ThE SocIalisT CoMMuNiSt DemS wILl dEsTRoy oUR eCOnOmY 🤤🤯” Those that aren’t members of the MAGAt cult and can think freely: “Yeah, ok.”
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28 May 2022
I’m thinking a social worker would’ve taken more action.
2 Jan 2022
Does anyone know if the Jewish laser beams (🥴) had anything to do with it?
2 Jan 2022
Who's ready for a, "My FIrST AmMMenDmEnT RiGHts Are BEiNG ViOLaTeD by TwITTeR 🤤🥴" tirade from the @GOP?
1 Jan 2022
One year into his failed presidency Lumpy Trumpy had golfed 91 times. In 2020 he managed to go another 47 times while mismanaging the pandemic.
Joe Biden has now been to Delaware 31 times since he took office. Americans are struggling to make ends meet and he is on vacation.
21 Mar 2021
Why is #DeathSantis trending?
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21 Mar 2021
Dr. Lecter
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21 Mar 2021
#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb that she.......actually I don't have anything clever to say. She's just dumb as fuck.
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21 Mar 2021
My podiatrist told me I should stop taking the blood pressure meds my cardiologist prescribed because it's nothing more than theatre.
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21 Mar 2021
Is there a reason people are even questioning the motive behind introducing documents to expel Marjorie Q Greene?
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18 Mar 2021
Soooooooo is there a reason Lindsey Graham is against the Equality Act? I mean, I feel like this would open up more access to gay hookers for him.
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15 Mar 2021
"Doesn't President Trump just look stronger and fitter than ever!??!"
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15 Mar 2021
So beat up arms, a turkey gullet, and saggy fupa tucked into poorly fitted pants is "fantastic and stronger?" Let me get ready for my Milan runway show.
President Trump looks fantastic and stronger than ever!
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15 Mar 2021
Hey #MAGATerrorists don't forget to hand over those $1400 checks. Y'all don't want none of that socialism remember? And if you keep it remember, Biden is yo daddy.
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13 Mar 2021
I hate living in a state overrun with the GQP and trump cult members. Take. The. Fucking. Flags. Down. Already. He. Lost. Psychos. 👏👏🗣🗣
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8 Mar 2021
🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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