the thing that makes me so amazing is how humble I am.
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If you followed either of these 2 brilliantly hilarious accounts, you're lying, they weren't that funny. But they were mine so if you liked them follow this one too.
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The reason China surpassed the US is simple:
China invests in housing, education and healthcare to enrich its people. The US invests in war to enrich its oligarchs.
As a result 90% of Chinese people own homes while 70% of Americans struggle to afford housing, food & healthcare.
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Quote tweet your favorite game (that isn’t a video game)
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Remember, according to the declaration of independence its not only our right, but our duty to abolish oppressive and abusive government.
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May 2
I want to live in a world where this statement is political suicide and an outward sign of moral derangement.
What is going on in Gaza is heartbreaking and must be addressed but it is not a genocide.
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May 2
An Epstein survivor says a JPMorgan employee followed her to another country, love-bombed her and then moved into her home—knowing she was trying to escape Jeffrey Epstein’s network. 🧵
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Counter argument. Consent is one of the most masculine of behaviors.
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Mandatory training 3. I’m reposting these every time I see them because this class is perfect.
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So the businesses passed the cost of the tariffs on to us but they get the refund for it?
What stage of capitalism is this?
Apr 20
BREAKING: Businesses can claim refunds starting today for Trump tariffs declared unconstitutional, per AP
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We aren't fucking angry enough. Not nearly fucking angry enough.
Apr 17
62 million views in a single month on a "rape academy" site. If you’re a man more offended by women being "mean" online than you are by those numbers, you are the problem. Your silence and your "not all men" defensiveness is exactly what allows this subculture to breathe. Jog on.
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Wife: "I just want to be a fairy living in a tree making cookies and other goodies all day"
Me: "I mean, that sounds great, but thats not a fairy, thats a keebler elf"
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Y’all. They trying to turn the world into Epstein island.
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Apr 16
No, it's not accidental that this happens every time.
Nobody in government is going to save you. They all hate you. Even whoever you think is on their side.
They're not. Only we are on each other's sides. We are far more powerful than we realize, too.
Apr 16
BREAKING: The House just failed to pass a resolution to end Trump's war with Iran by one vote.
The count was 213-214.
Just one Democrat, Jared Golden, voted to let Trump keep waging the war.
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We have birds attacking surveillance drones and bees swarming all over Israel.
We have US workers burning down warehouses for not being paid enough to live.
We have Molotov cocktails being thrown at AI CEOs who want to end humanity.
The entire planet is fed up & fighting back!
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Israel dropped leaflets over Gaza that read:
"We'll be having coffee on your beach soon."
Israel is terrorizing the Palestinians that remain and blatantly spelling out its goal is to occupy every last square inch of Palestine. Anyone supporting this genocidal state has no soul.
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"The Revolution will not be televised,
The Revolution will not be brought to you by Amazon in four parts without commercial interruptions,"
Apr 12
crazy 10 warehouses have been burned down in the last few days as a protest against the billionaire class and there’s almost zero media coverage
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