When I'm in the shower, I like to pretend the shower gel bottle is a bottle of sauce in an ice cream van. I hold the bottle up high and make a performance of drizzling the gel on the sponge like it's sauce on an ice cream.
I've learned that if you try to sneak out of the office at 4.55pm colleagues all know you're bunking off early, but if you walk out confidently at 3pm, they assume you're going to an important meeting.
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Came home from work, spotted a smashed Easter egg, grabbed a big chunk and scoffed it. Twenty seconds into chewing I realised, it wasn't one of the kids' eggs. It was the dog's meat-flavoured one.
Spotted a runner in the London Marathon today who was dressed as Road Warrior Hawk
Complete with Legion of Doom spikes!
What a rushhh! (Well, it was more of a jog, tbf)
Didn't get my phone out in time to get a better pic!
@PaulElleringWWE@LondonMarathon