About to do a breast examination on an elderly patient..
Me: “…& if you could pop behind the curtain & take your top clothes off please”
Patient: Stands up & starts undoing her trouser belt
Me: “Oh, no need to undo the trousers, just the top half will be fine!”
Patient: “Doctor, I’m over 90! My boobs are down by my ankles now!”
Patient’s granddaughter: “Sorry dr! She’s been waiting to pull that prank on you all day!”
Patient: 😁😁
On Monday, June 3rd, a rare event known as the Parade of Planets will occur, where six planets of the solar system will align in a straight line. They will be visible just before sunrise here in the northern hemisphere.
Community note
This image is incorrect. This order of planets will be on the 5th, not 3rd June. In addition on 5th the Moon will also be visible along the line. Misinformation. Highlighted here, but use any "planetarium night sky app" like Stellarium to see the correct order.
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Stop The Boats? #RwandaNotInMyName
Nah... instead let's...
STOP THE TORIES
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2mins of Hashi Mohamed absolutely smashing the Conservatives Rwanda policy to bits.👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
‘Our learned judges said the Home Office hadn’t even assessed that policy before adopting it
It’s unviable, it’s expensive & the only people it’s going to work for is the Rwandans’ #BBCQT
Heavy rainfall is causing river levels to rise in some parts of the country ⚠
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