The Mayor. 2024 Champs #gobucks. Spreadhawks. #MACtion

Joined November 2022
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Apparently mother is familiar with the pipeline #Tucket
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I’ve decided I’m simply just going to become Bruce Wayne
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I cant wait to poop on company time tomorrow
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Snapping your fingers after dapping up your boy is gay as fuck What happened to just a good clean dap
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Bryson is such a fucking pussy and I find it so funny D1 bitcher, yah growing the game bro, ur the man
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Advertising where you work on your instagram is certainly a choice
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Just watching the PGA at my desk and fucking off most of the day? Yes
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Got into the office at 6:55 AM today. Was indeed the first to #nuke the toilet this morning, it was glorious
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Fired a 79 with 4 birdies and a double on 18 I will be jumping off a cliff shortly
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My new favorite thing to do when someone needs to shut the fuck up

ALT Stop Jk Simmons GIF

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If you are posting about your marathon run on linkedIn May god have mercy on your soul
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Buddys IM soccer game and beer
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Met a dude last night whos boys all called him “Concrete” Fucking asshole
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Why in the fuck is Jim Furyk the ryder cup captain for 2027
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My explore page is literally just watches, golf, and cars
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When Im bored I just watch clips of Jordan Spieth, JT, and Ricky blacked out on a golf course listening to Two Princes
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So did everyone on the planet just simultaneously discover Sister Golden Hair is a good song? Like 8th time seeing it on my instagram feed
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Yah god just doesnt want this guy back on the links
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You want to see efficiency in motion The south end chipotle
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Get on the light rail this morning and am immediately met with a shoulder-check for getting too close to some dude Nice
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