Just poopin’. You know how I be. *PARODY* In no way affiliated with NBC.
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THAT IS A $200 PLASMA SCREEN TV YOU JUST KILLED
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I promised to pay a bunch of kids’ college tuition then couldn’t follow through a decade later.
They got laptop batteries instead.
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the accuracy
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I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.
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guys: “girls are so dramatic”
guys when their game lags:
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Scott’s Thots
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WHERE ARE THE TURTLES?
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She is not yo ho no mo.
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2024 in a nutshell
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The real secret to being an Olympic-level sprinter
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finally a remake I can get behind
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who did this 😂
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Never forget
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relevant in my life yet again
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It’s not me. It’s you.
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It’s Britney bitch.
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Real recognize real ✊🏽
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She’s not yo ho no mo.
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