Award-winning photographer but mostly chat shit on here. Opinions my own, not that of the BBC, Mallard Ducks or Greggs Bakery. Insta: DabbyPeace
Joined February 2010
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Mar 24
Me trying to get tickets to a gig at a sweaty nightclub at 35 years old
Mar 24
Manchester. Twenty years to the day (nearly). Let’s do it all over again.
@satanshollow Thursday 9th April. Just for the hell of it (see what we did there?)
Register for tickets now.
On sale tomorrow. First-come-first-served. 14 .
All details at link in bio.
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Feb 28
Just want to call it now. Trump is going to find a way to go to war and then when the election comes around, he'll say "we cant have an election whilst we are a nation at war" and then become a de facto dictator
Heard it here first
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13 Jul 2025
8 years ago I was walking in to town and I saw a man that bore a striking resemblance to @frankturner. So much so I even took a picture
Turned out it was him! Then guess who I bumped into on my walk back to my flat!
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18 Feb 2025
My idiot is back today, I dont do so well without him, he's only been gone like 3 days but I'm about ready to have him home
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5 Dec 2024
Just like old times. I'm too old and fat for crowd surfing these days. But still what a cracking night up in Stockton
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4 Dec 2024
On my old stomping ground in Teesside. Lubricating ready for some Shikari goodness
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DABBY P retweeted
26 Sep 2024
🚨🆕Is Bruno Fernandes Becoming a Problem for Manchester United?
When the team has been playing poorly, he has continued to shine, but even the best have rough spells, and Fernandes is no exception. #MUFC
✍️@FPL_Dabby
attackingfootball.com/is-bru…
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16 Aug 2024
Sean Lock is trending and I couldn't not think about his love letters bit on 8 out of 10 cats
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3 Jul 2024
Get out tomorrow and vote. Make sure we can bury the Tories right alongside Thatcher.
Then savor every single second of it #GeneralElection24
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DABBY P retweeted
19 Jun 2024
Every World Cup and Euro's after 2010 has featured a goal from Xherdan Shaqiri
He's the only player to do so.
Inevitable
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17 Jun 2024
I thought to myself, I've not got a picture of Oliver on my SLR in ages & I really want a nice picture of him in his England shirt (you know cause obviously when he makes his England debut, BBC are going to call and ask if I have any childhood photos in an England shirt)
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14 Apr 2024
Remember when Rachel Riley suggested "taking out" the leader of the labour party
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19 Mar 2024
Found 2 grey hairs today. First I've ever found and its my birthday tomorrow. So close to making it a full 33 years. Gutted
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14 Feb 2024
In today's episode of 'Strange things I've found in people's houses for sale on RightMove':
Wanking station
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6 Mar 2024
In today's episode of 'Strange things I've found in people's houses for sale on RightMove':
Nobody puts baby in the shower
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6 Mar 2024
In today's episode of 'Strange things I've found in people's houses for sale on RightMove':
What in the name of Dion Dublin has gone on here
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5 Mar 2024
Wife's got bedding out on the washing line for the first time this year, she's buzzing
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