How come every time I go to Walgreens they give me coupons that are like “please please come back in the next seven days. We’ll take 100% off everything. We’ll give you everything free please just come back.” Nice try Walgreens we both know I’m not coming back for 4 months.
instead of writing “sorry for the delayed response” say “darkness took me and I strayed out of thought and time,” it’s more exciting and suggests that you recently had a rumble with a Balrog of Morgoth.
My favorite thing about owning a children’s bookstore is getting the awesome emails from scammers who want to special order medical textbooks or something. “Good morning sir I would like to order 100 copies of Gray’s Anatomy for non-suspicious reasons please and thank you.”
Every single time we go through security at the airport our daughter pretends she doesn’t know her name or that we are her parents. Even today while trying to catch a 5 a.m. flight after 3 hours of sleep. I respect the commitment to the bit.
Sam eats with 5 friends, and he owes them each $50. The bill is $60. All the friends start arguing over who will pay, adamant and resigned to the fact it will be them. Sam interrupts them and insists on paying, saving each friend $50. Has he paid off all of his debt at once?
Out now from Enchanted Lion, TWO gorgeous new picture books✨✨
KAMAU & ZUZU FIND A WAY by @aracelisxgirmay & @dianaejaita is a stirring contemporary folktale of African diaspora, resourcefulness & familial love.
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🏝️☀️✨JOHNNY, THE SEA, AND ME is out today!
This heartwarming middle-grade novel from Colombia is about a timid 10-year-old’s life-changing encounters with an old islander & the sea🌊Plus, pirates, parrots & magical realism!
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Pre-order sale from @BNBuzz !!! From now until 7/17, B&N premium and rewards members can use code PREORDER25 to get 25% off TOWED BY TOAD 🐸
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Where’s Waldo Fayetteville is returning for 2024? Check out all the participating locations! The hunt starts tomorrow! Details on our website if you need them. Find all 13 Waldos to be eligible for the grand prize!
Directed by renowned animator Yoshiyuki Momose (Spirited Away), get ready for an unforgettable adventure of love, loss, and the healing power of imagination.
The Imaginary premieres July 5
Vote for I'M GOING TO BUILD A SNOWMAN!! ⛄⛄⛄
Ohioana Readers’ Choice Book Award is now OPEN! The title that receives the most votes overall wins the award. Voting will end on July 12 (one vote per IP address).
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On this week’s @LastWeekTonight, @iamjohnoliver made several great points about supporting our public libraries. Here are some highlights, and ways you can stay informed and take action. #FreePeopleReadFreely 🧵
ALT Screenshot of John Oliver, host of "Last Week Tonight" speaking about public libraries.
We are excited to announce our 2024 Call for Comics Submissions! We are looking forward to meeting more artists who make comics and widening the pool of creatives we work with. The deadline to submit is May 1, 2024. Details: illustoria.com/blog/callfors….