@DaddyJew profile picture
DaddyJew @DaddyJew

x.com/search?q=from:daddyj…

Joined November 2011
  • Tweets 28,615
  • Following 1,143
  • Followers 39,120
149 Photos and videos
Pinned Tweet
DaddyJew@DaddyJew
Apr 3
snapped peas are just regular peas that have finally had enough of everyone’s bullshit
59
102
4,372
DaddyJew retweeted
Darla
@ddsmidt
Jun 7
Birds always fly off really sudden, as if they have some kinda pressing schedule.
7
55
107
2,694
you get me, chili garlic sauce
2
104
DaddyJew retweeted
my name is no.@no_my_goodness
20h
may i gently etch you into my memory
4
25
124
2,618
DaddyJew retweeted
Sweet Momissa@sweetmomissa
9h
Hey boy, are you an original tweet because you’re hard to come across.
3
24
50
1,320
DaddyJew retweeted
Darla
@ddsmidt
Jun 12
Of course I believe pushing the elevator call button over and over will make it come faster.
8
59
129
4,185
still can’t believe Chalamet, won a title before Ewing
3
130
RT @DaddyJew: If good things come to those who wait then wouldn't that make procrastination a virtue?
12
if eyes are the window to the soul then sunglasses are the blackout curtains
11
18
475
*hits blunt* i bet geese goosebumps are goosier than human goosebumps
5
14
309
one person’s shit storm is another person’s silver lining
10
20
452
With the Knicks having won the title, I’m mostly happy for Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing
4
17
304
DaddyJew retweeted
Jason, ex Inferis@benedictsred
Jun 13
Going to urgent care is like paying $40 to have someone else google your symptoms
161
1,161
26,756
392,378
DaddyJew retweeted
Natalie Would@_NatalieWould
Apr 6
*becomes a librarian for the shushing*
6
175
529
13,448
DaddyJew retweeted
Ghostface Kryllah@kryzazzy
Jun 12
Sorry if I came off weird when you met me, as it turns out that’s just who I am
29
53
1,923
more like green eggs and sham. i saw the food coloring. i want my money back
8
14
522
you better count your eggs before i scramble them
8
22
527
cocaine so white it won't shut the fuck up about the World Cup
23
46
1,427
Me: hey, do that thing i like Mother Nature: *makes it rain
17
35
788
my abode is humble af
11
28
860
DaddyJew retweeted
Amerie Jayne🇨🇦🍁@ms_amerie_jayne
Jun 11
If it’s not bad for me I probably won’t choose it
6
6
54
905
Load more