An imploding star - a potential black hole - a man who peaked badly

Joined March 2008
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The recent council elections mainly show that many people are thick. A tad depressing.
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15 Dec 2024
'Please remember X is a very vain, wicked foolish place full of all sorts of humbug, falseness and pretension…not a moral place certainly, nor a merry one, although very noisy – a world where everyone is striving for what is not worth having. '
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18 Nov 2024
Icons come in all forms and cannot be owned ....
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3 Nov 2024
I've made a start on my best seller - My name is Stu said Stu. Stew? That's a funny name. My name is Cauliflower said Cauliflower. Perhaps we should meet somewhere special. You know - make a meal of it. (That's as far as it's got and is unlikely to get any further)
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13 May 2023
I'm going with Croatia ce soir #Eurovision
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20 Mar 2023
By my calculations Banksy must be approaching 60. Oh dear.
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It was inevitable. The song is a mess, like the situation the BBC has found itself in. But this one's dedicated to all the dudes showing solidarity with @GaryLineker on @BBCMOTD. ⚽️🎶 #IStandWithGary #GaryLineker #BBCQuestionTime #WatfordFCManagementApproachNeeded 🐝
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The Legendary Dave Allen 👑
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The Adventure Game (8th March 1984). It's the Rangdo of Arg's birthday - but will Fern Britton and Noel Edmonds be able to join in the celebrations? Only if they can negotiate their way through the Vortex safely ...

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Agnès Lassalle was a teacher, fatally stabbed by a pupil in her school. She loved to dance. As her coffin left the church, the man dancing so beautifully on his own is her partner. Then, their friends join in. 💔🖤
L'image du jour : l'hommage dansé du compagnon d'Agnès Lassalle et de ses amis à l'enseignante, en sortant de la cérémonie d'obsèques ( 🎥@F3euskalherri ) #saintjeandeluz
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27 Feb 2023
When does history start? Is it now?
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23 Feb 2023
Tim and I are knee deep in Fawlty Towers and Edward VII at the moment so I haven't had time to pinch anything new. Here's a quick lunchtime laugh though. All together now!
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14 Feb 2023
Bought my love some of my favourite chocolate.
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18 Jan 2023
If you read something by Lt Egocentric it's probably by me #anagrams
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7 Jan 2023
Advice for all. When using a hot water bottle as an air guitar make sure the stopper is screwed in properly.
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1 Jan 2023
Somebody has got into the habit of when she leaves the room says "You are the weakest link. Goodbye."
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1 Jan 2023
Be kind all of thee In twenty twenty-three.
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28 Dec 2022
I know my street cred is going to plummet but Moana is fab.
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25 Dec 2022
Merry Yuletide to all those who didn't receive a hard copy - organised moi? Oh dear.
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