I put the fun in funny & dysfunctional, author, speaker, comedy writer, meme borrower, #SAGAFTRA, #film, #comedy, #Democrat, 🌊 be kind to each other

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My award-winning parody of the famous opening scene from the classic film, "Apocalypse Now", with a daddy twist... (watch until the end!)... 🎥😎😁 youtube.com/watch?v=RQne775s…
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And what phone number to reach me at...
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Then, the whole county knows I have cake... then, the whole county wants some too...
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Yes we will
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Laughter is anti-inflammatory. Crying is regulating. Hugging is immunoprotective. Singing is vagal toning. Dancing is neurogenic. Joy is a biological necessity.
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Slowly put down the cell phone...
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I survived 20 years of school without social media... or computers... or indoor plumbing...
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If only you believe, take out a second to do this, no bad news this month. Good morning Legends
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This is Ohio, y’all. OHIO! QUESTION: “If you could talk to President Trump directly right now, what would you tell him?” OHIO VOTER: “I’d say, fuck you.” 📌 If this is the mood in the state, Sherrod Brown can absolutely win his Senate race.
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Every day, I understand a little more why the ancient philosophers would talk to people for a while… then wandered off to live alone in caves.
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The diaper changing station is behind the building.
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Dear Republicans……
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JUST IN: Kennedy Center officials confirm they have removed President Trump's name from the building, website and other aspects of the Center's public. presence, including email signatures and letterhead. documentcloud.org/documents/…
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The obsession with 50:50 representation continues. But even 50:50 representation isn't quite what groups like this are aiming for. These groups have no history of supporting a stop at 50:50 representation when achieved. For them, the larger the female:male ratio, the better.
Women still hold only around one quarter of senior leadership positions in academia. UNESCO’s Higher Education Global Trends Report highlights the importance of advancing #GenderEquality not only in access to higher education, but also in leadership, research and decision-making. 👉 unesco.org/en/articles/numbe…
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My friend: how do you stay in the house all day? Me: all my stuff is there and I don’t like people.
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