Trying to find something to look for.
Joined March 2011
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14 Jan 2024
When you're out of pickles and you need a pickle - you're in a pickle.
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27 Dec 2023
I put my shoe on the wrong foot and right foot at the same time.
It was my left shoe.
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26 Dec 2023
Each and every one of you count!
And you know why??
Since you learned numbers in kindergarten.
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1 Dec 2023
May you be subscribed and liked for a good year in the ways of chassidus!
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31 Aug 2023
How to save $5 shopping anywhere:
Go to any store, find something you want for $15. Hesitate for 7 seconds and decide you don't want to waste money on that.
Now find something else that's only $10 and get it, and hey you saved $5!
Works every time!
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31 Jul 2023
I had so many friends on Twitter (ob"m), they now now my x-friends.
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4 Jul 2023
Did you know that July 4, 1776 fell out on 17 Tammuz?
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2 Jul 2023
Some say Moshe only lightly hit the rock, since some Yidden requested tap water.
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21 Mar 2023
You can get under the weather and over a cold, but not over the weather or under a cold 🤔
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21 Mar 2023
Rashi and the Balei Tosfos might argue a lot, but at least they're on the same page.
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18 Jan 2023
Why can you just say a joke without saying "this was a joke", but by a pun you say "pun (not) intended".. something to pontificate about...
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31 Aug 2022
TFW different people on WhatsApp send the same message at the same time for totally different reasons..
22 Jul 2022
A few guys decided they'll be quiet during davening this week.. I think they're just a bunch of big talkers.
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31 May 2022
A guy a know never kept his promises. His name was Billy Nader.
Dovid Goldstein retweeted
13 Mar 2022
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