Joined November 2010
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Calvin:Psst... Susie! What's 12 7? Susie:A billion. Calvin:Thanks! Wait a minute. That can't be right.That's what she said 3 4 was.
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Sometimes when I'm talking my words can't keep up with my thoughts.I wonder why we think faster than we speak.Probably so we can think twice
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My generation doesn't absorb information this way. Could you reduce everything to factoids? At least, our televisions understand us.
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Calvin : *Atchoo* (checks handkerchief) Uh oh. I'm leaking brain lubricant. #DailyCalvin #CalvinAndHobbes
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One of my baby teeth came out! I have to say, I'm not entirely comfortable holding a piece of my own head. #DailyCalvin #CalvinAndHobbes
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True or false test?Some clarity atlast! Every sentence is either pure,sweet truth or a vile contemptible lie! 1 or the other,nothing in b/w.
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It's hard to argue with someone who looks so happy. #DailyCalvin #CalvinAndHobbes
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C:People never focus on one thing to enjoy it or do well H(sleeping): you're breaking my concentration C:We focus on doing nothing at all!
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If people could put rainbows in zoos they'd do it. #DailyCalvin #CalvinAndHobbes
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I think night time is dark so that you can imagine your fears with less distraction. #Dailycalvin #calvinandhobbes
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What if we die and it turns out god is one big chicken!! Then what? #DailyCalvin #CalvinAndHobbes
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The more you know the harder it is to take decisive action. #DailyCalvin #CalvinAndHobbes
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I can feel my brain beginning to atrophy already. #DailyCalvin #CalvinAndHobbes
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If you couldn't find any weirdness maybe we'll just have to make some. #DailyCalvin #CalvinAndHobbes
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Everybody is a slave to routine. #DailyCalvin #CalvinAndHobbes
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When you look into infinity you realise there are more important things than what people do all day. #DailyCalvin #CalvinAndHobbes
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If we are just going to die what's the point of living? #DailyCalvin #CalvinAndHobbes
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H: How are you doing on your New Year resolutions? | C: I refuse to be victimised by notions of virtuous behaviour. #CalvinAnd Hobbes
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If the New Year requires resolutions, I say it's up to everyone else, not me! I don't need to improve! Everyone else does! #CalvinAndHobbes
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It's not denial I'm just very selective about the reality I accept. #DailyCalvin #CalvinAndHobbes
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