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Calvin and Hobbes
@DailyCalvin
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Calvin and Hobbes
@DailyCalvin
25 Apr 2013
Calvin:Psst... Susie! What's 12 7? Susie:A billion. Calvin:Thanks! Wait a minute. That can't be right.That's what she said 3 4 was.
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Calvin and Hobbes
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24 Apr 2013
Sometimes when I'm talking my words can't keep up with my thoughts.I wonder why we think faster than we speak.Probably so we can think twice
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Calvin and Hobbes
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16 Apr 2013
My generation doesn't absorb information this way. Could you reduce everything to factoids? At least, our televisions understand us.
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9 Apr 2013
Calvin : *Atchoo* (checks handkerchief) Uh oh. I'm leaking brain lubricant.
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@DailyCalvin
6 Apr 2013
One of my baby teeth came out! I have to say, I'm not entirely comfortable holding a piece of my own head.
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Calvin and Hobbes
@DailyCalvin
6 Mar 2013
True or false test?Some clarity atlast! Every sentence is either pure,sweet truth or a vile contemptible lie! 1 or the other,nothing in b/w.
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@DailyCalvin
1 Mar 2013
It's hard to argue with someone who looks so happy.
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Calvin and Hobbes
@DailyCalvin
23 Feb 2013
C:People never focus on one thing to enjoy it or do well H(sleeping): you're breaking my concentration C:We focus on doing nothing at all!
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@DailyCalvin
13 Feb 2013
If people could put rainbows in zoos they'd do it.
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@DailyCalvin
10 Feb 2013
I think night time is dark so that you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Calvin and Hobbes
@DailyCalvin
30 Jan 2013
What if we die and it turns out god is one big chicken!! Then what?
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@DailyCalvin
22 Jan 2013
The more you know the harder it is to take decisive action.
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@DailyCalvin
20 Jan 2013
I can feel my brain beginning to atrophy already.
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@DailyCalvin
18 Jan 2013
If you couldn't find any weirdness maybe we'll just have to make some.
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@DailyCalvin
13 Jan 2013
Everybody is a slave to routine.
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@DailyCalvin
4 Jan 2013
When you look into infinity you realise there are more important things than what people do all day.
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@DailyCalvin
2 Jan 2013
If we are just going to die what's the point of living?
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@DailyCalvin
1 Jan 2013
H: How are you doing on your New Year resolutions? | C: I refuse to be victimised by notions of virtuous behaviour.
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Calvin and Hobbes
@DailyCalvin
31 Dec 2012
If the New Year requires resolutions, I say it's up to everyone else, not me! I don't need to improve! Everyone else does!
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@DailyCalvin
27 Dec 2012
It's not denial I'm just very selective about the reality I accept.
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