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Daily Groaner @DailyGroaner

A daily dose of comedy guaranteed to make your eyes roll! Each 'tweet' delivers one PG13 to R Rated joke that's sad but true.

Joined September 2009
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Q: What do you call a joke book for chickens? A: A yolk book! #jokes #humor #funny
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Q: What did the bee say to the flower? A: Hello honey! #jokes #humor #funny
Q: What does a queen bee do when she burps? A: Issues a royal pardon! #jokes #humor #funny
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Q: What color is a burp? A: Burple! #jokes #humor #funny
Q: How do sailors get their clothes clean? A: They throw them overboard and they wash ashore. #jokes #humor #funny
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Q: What's the difference between a beer and a booger? A: A beer goes on the table, a booger goes under it. #jokes #humor #funny
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Q: What's a scarecrow's favorite fruit? A: Strawberries! #jokes #humor #funny
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Q: What did the digital clock say to its mother? A: Look, no hands. #jokes #humor #funny
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Q: How is a stoplight and a baby alike? A: They both get changed. #jokes #humor #funny
Q: What jeans do ghost wear? A: Boo Jeans. #jokes #humor #funny
Q: What do you call a bear without teeth? A: A Gummy Bear! #jokes #humor #funny
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Q: WHAT KIND OF BANKS DO ALLIGATORS USE? A: Riverbanks! #jokes #humor #funny
Q: Why are cakes similar to baseball teams? A: They both need good batters. #jokes #humor #funny
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Q: Why did the math book visit the doctor? A: Because it had problems. #jokes #humor #funny
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Q: What's the best thing to put on a pie? A: Your teeth! #jokes #humor #funny
Q: Where do abominable snowman go to dance? A: To snowballs. #jokes #humor #funny
Q: What has a head, a tail, and no body? A: A coin! #jokes #humor #funny
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Q: Why do some football players never sweat? A: Because of all there fans! #jokes #humor #funny
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Q: Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? A: Because he lost his filling. #jokes #humor #funny
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PulseTV's Deal of the Day@PulseTVDeals
11 Jul 2012
DealTweet: Say goodbye to the sweltering heat with the Chilly Towel: bit.ly/OxRobl
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