writer and personality model. she/her

Joined July 2012
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11 Jan 2024
A24 this A24 that have you ever considered A24 hour break from social media
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not a swiftie but wearing matching pun t-shirts with my friends??? 100% something i’d do
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May 5
So... just so we're clear... you want me to be afraid of trans women in the women's bathroom because they might be cis men pretending so they can assault women and children... and you think this reflects on... trans women... and not on cis men? Do I have this correct?
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some thoughts i’m having
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this is having a newborn
Not me thinking we were having a funeral... i can't do this with him anymore. the drama is just too much. sleep normally i am begging you 😭
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all this to make GENUINELY inedible chocolate
First trailer for #Hershey starring Alexandra Daddario and Finn Wittrock
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me convincing my book club to read @lenadunham’s memoir
Me convincing people to watch the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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when you’re iconic, you can reference yourself
They had the chance to do the funniest thing and they did #snluk
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seems like variety are publishing this as rage bait meanwhile everyone thinks it’s 100% worth it to invest in british talent, great writing and performing and a platform where people can be topical and silly (not to mention the hundreds-strong prod team)
Mar 24
'SNL U.K.' Budget No Joke at Estimated $2.6 Million Per Episode (EXCLUSIVE) variety.com/2026/tv/global/s…
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so relieved that my entire feed is this. finally twitter truly mimics my brain
WHAT KINDOF IRISH IS YOUR GRANDAD!?
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WHAT KINDOF IRISH IS YOUR GRANDAD!?
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Feb 25
I was on a train and a pregnant woman was asking for a seat. I offered mine, but she said she couldn’t sit there because it was in the center and she was already feeling nauseous and suffocated. So she asked a guy at the corner. He said, “You can sit on my lap.” Before anyone could react, a grandma behind him tapped his shoulder and said, “Then I’ll sit on YOUR lap.” She sat on his lap, the pregnant woman took the grandma’s seat, and the entire train witnessed instant justice delivered by a 70-year-old legend.
Drop your wildest stories of women humbling men.
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cole sprouse sounds like a vegetable
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stanning politicians is BACK baby
Feb 6
Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.
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catherine o’hara played so many iconic characters but one of my absolutely favorite performances of hers will always be her guest role in 30 rock
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the phrase “the late catherine o’hara” is getting stuck in my throat. a legend gone too soon
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this diva (the nhs)
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daniel radcliffe is nailing a post-child-star career. unhinged comedies, weird original screenplays, actually understanding what he’s great at…you love to see it
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everyone in euphoria is way too famous to be doing a new season of euphoria
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claudia referring to the first traitors’ meeting as a conclave >>>>>>>>>>> #TheTraitors
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this reads like an @ITYSL bit
Timothée Chalamet refused a butt double and got spanked for ‘MARTY SUPREME’ for about 40 takes over multiple hours “There was a double. Chalamet wouldn’t do it. He said he’ll do it himself. He didn’t want some other ass immortalized” (Source: variety.com/2025/film/news/t…)
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