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Dallas Mackenzie retweeted
19 Jan 2025
Me checking Twitter every 5 seconds on the search bar for Quinyon Mitchell’s status/ the small chance of him returning … #FlyEaglesFly

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I've been waiting for this book to wrap since before the pandemic and I cannot wait to read the final issue this afternoon. Thank you for coming back to finish the ride! 🙌 @nathanfoxy @wm_comic @morenodinisio @imagecomics #TheWeatherman #theweathermancomic
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Shoutout to Story of the Year for rocking our fucking faces off in Albany tonight!! @EmpireLive518 @StoryoftheYear
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I dressed #emo yesterday for Decade Day and my entire 7th Grade Class started singing 'Until the Day I Die' by @StoryoftheYear - I'm the happiest Middle School Teacher on the planet 🤘
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I said what I said #paramore
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Brandon McManus is a bum.
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Hey, @Marvel - unsolicited story idea/request because I know how much you guys love those. Can we see something awesome and Cosmic again in the vein of Annihilation? I don't know how someone hasn't had the idea to do some form of Massive Marvel Cosmic Game of Thrones style epic?
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One of the absolute highlights of the 2000's as a fan coming into comics - that sold me on ALL of the tie-ins, was the craziness of the Marvel Cosmic universe - not with the Avengers or the X-men (though War of Kings was great), but with those beautiful Cosmic toys that you have.
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Just a suggestion from a 20-year fan fan who wants more Marvel Cosmic in his life - and not the Guardians movie rehash stuff, the crazy good stuff that inspired it. #MakeMineMarvel
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Dallas Mackenzie retweeted
BREAKING NEWS: Jalen Hurts heads to the locker room, as he was running back he was yelling “I refuse to play without Big Dom”
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.@Vikings Coach Kevin O'Connell clearly caught on camera telling TJ Hockenson to fake an injury. Fine incoming?
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Dallas Mackenzie retweeted
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Grandma stays in the cage until Bijan Robinson touches the ball
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Anyone else having a @YouTubeTV #SundayTicket problem where it's kicking out everyone on your Google family? This just started today and we can't figure out why - for every family member it is saying that your account is "being used in another location."
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Can @ImageComics release some kind of print previews catalog soon? I understand the move from diamond, but the total lack of print advertising is frustrating. It's hard enough ordering monthly comics without having to do online research just to find out what new books are coming.
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Imagine if #SecretInvasion    ends with Terrance Howard coming back as War Machine - Don Cheadle was just the #Skrull    version of Jim Rhodes, who they replaced after Iron Man 1
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Did the @Broncos just draft Lord Farquaad? #NFLDraft
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