30 // kinda goofy // kinda kinky // probably tired
Joined July 2021
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May 27
Lots of Arby’s for a late lunch.
They truly do have the meats, and my gut is grateful for that!
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May 18
Biggest ever. How much more weight would you pack on me? 🥵 #bigboy
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31 Dec 2025
Gained a little weight. Happy New Years! ✨
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4 Oct 2025
The only cleaning service where the view’s better than the results 😏
RT if you want a topless cleaning service ✨
#Dallaschub
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29 Nov 2025
Go mf birds 🦅
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29 Oct 2025
I wonder why I needed a seatbelt extender on my last flight
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30 May 2025
Surely my cravings will be satisfied when my belly doubles in size again, right? 😇
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28 May 2025
All you big-belly boys are gonna make me lose my miiiind
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23 May 2025
This may come as a surprise, but when I say “I’m vers” I mean it. What are you? I’m the other. I do not care. Dom? Cool pin me down. Sub? Cool lemme throw you around. Like it’s really not as difficult as some rigid gays make it out to be. Spice it tf up, todd
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5 May 2025
Only getting tapped on Grindr by people who “love cubs, chubs, and bears” these days….. you mean I’m not still a lil twink 🫨
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5 May 2025
WHO LET THESE BOOBS OUT MY BLOUSE?!?!
(Alternate Beyoncé “MY HOUSE” lyrics)
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