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@medway_council we've been told our bins won't be collected if we use white bags in the non recycling area? Does it really matter what colour bin bags we use? We live in flats so it's a communal bin area
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18 Nov 2022
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
HDMI…
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29 Oct 2022
My oil painting of McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish w/Strawberry Shake & Fries
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17 Sep 2022
An estimated fortune of £650ml, that generates £24ml income pa, has passed to King Charles without a single penny paid in inheritance tax and with the King deciding if he pays any income tax.
Amongst other things the money will be used to support Prince Andrew.
It’s all wrong.
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17 Sep 2022
King Charles has inherited 45,667 acres of land across England & Wales, worth around £650ml and generating income of £24ml a year.
King Charles won’t pay a single penny in inheritance tax & will only pay income tax if he volunteers.
It. is. wrong.
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12 Sep 2022
you got a 3 person beef limit before I start to think you the problem.
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31 Aug 2022
Ps if you support the idea of the new PM joining me to discuss the cost of living, pls share the tweet ive just done about it (ie don't share this one, share the prior one inviting them 😊)
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23 Aug 2022
High at the pet store rn and absolutely losing my mind at this hamster using his own ballsack as a pillow
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1 Aug 2022
Homelander is a better written character than superman and is 10x more interesting
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18 Jul 2022
Two devastating questions from the five year old today: “Are cats made of meat?” and “Why do things exist?”
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15 Jul 2022
Sam Fender singing ‘Angel In Lothian’ at Finsbury Park tonight
An absolutely unbelievable gig 😍
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6 Jun 2022
after i say “that’s crazy” twice please wrap up your story
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4 Apr 2022
When you've been single for too long.😂😂😂😂😂😂
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21 Mar 2022
In Istanbul, Turkey, they made a statue to honor a stray cat that used to sit in this position and watch the passers by.
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