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3 Jul 2024
You need to take photo ID to vote tomorrow. A polling card is not enough. Take photo ID! Vote!
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22 May 2024
Register to vote and then vote just please vote (them out) gov.uk/register-to-vote
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26 May 2023
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5 May 2023
Folkestone has gone Green! This was highly unexpected and very exciting.
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23 Apr 2023
A lot of friends are urging me to protect my Wagatha Christie joke. Am I getting lawyered up?
It’s all in here:
theguardian.com/commentisfre…
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17 Apr 2023
Over at Instagram I have been doing stupid paintings. Due to a number of requests they are now available as prints. Do have a look. Thank you!
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27 Jan 2023
Someone once told me to never change, which means that all but the simplest of train journeys are now impossible.
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21 Oct 2022
Just imagine 24 hours where you weren’t forced to think about the Conservative Party. Imagine.
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21 Oct 2022
I must have missed the bit where Cincinnatus got a private jet back from the Caribbean in a desperate bid to become relevant again.
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8 Sep 2022
I’ve got a fair amount of stamps and cash that will be unusable tomorrow.
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7 Jul 2022
She was still a better Education Secretary than Gavin Williamson.
7 Jul 2022
With great sadness I must resign from government.
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11 May 2022
I wish to make a brief statement.
There seems to be some confusion over the origination of the phrase ‘Wagatha Christie’.
The record proves my claim, and I am willing to take this to the High Court to have my satisfaction.
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10 May 2022
As the trial begins, a commemoration of my finest moment. Complete with mis-spelling.
9 Oct 2019
Coleen Rooney: WAGagtha Christie.
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