I’m just here so I don’t get fined. Go birds.

Joined June 2014
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It’s that big I guess...
7 Jan 2019
Why is every coach that faces Nick Foles left with this face 😂
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I hit the post too lil buddy. It’s okay. We all do it 😂
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Dani Romanoff retweeted
Jun 14
Love that I was able to show my wife something that made me tick for years. A lot of people don’t know this about me but I was in the minor league system for two years. My big break.. the first ever commercial for the Philadelphia Union 😂 but man did I work for that dream. Up before the sun kicking the ball against the wall. Agility drills and conditioning drills for hours after practice. Blood, sweat and tears for sure and being back on the field today for the first time in like seven years brought back all those feeling and for the first time in extremely proud of the journey I had as a young 20 year old.
J and I decided to play soccer for our cardio today. He looked like a pro as usual. Me? I tripped over the ball and missed the net from, NO EXAGGERATION, 4 inches away. I am sad to announce you will never see me play professional soccer
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Dani Romanoff retweeted
"When you're older, you'll understand everything" Me, older and understanding nothing:
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J and I decided to play soccer for our cardio today. He looked like a pro as usual. Me? I tripped over the ball and missed the net from, NO EXAGGERATION, 4 inches away. I am sad to announce you will never see me play professional soccer
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Dani Romanoff retweeted
I have 4 greens. 🤗 @DaniKeyarrow @jpep20 @TheMisterMarcus and my one friend who isn’t on twitter lol
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Same
The worst fans in all of sports get to be happy rn I’m sick
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Is Philly the only city that’s allowing tailgating for the World Cup 😭 yall really bullied FIFA?!?! Lmao
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I think about Area 51 more than I should
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Dani Romanoff retweeted
Eagles fans threw some snowballs tho
Here is inside the taxi cab that Knicks fans smashed up last night.
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God I love summer
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My spa day is done. Just dropped my baby off for hers. 🤍
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Yes
Booked a 90 min massage and 60 min facial on Saturday while Joe golfs. I am so excited
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90 min massage fallowed by a 60 min facial tomorrow. I am going to be RELAXED
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I may not watch soccer, but I want NOT buying this top from Moda 😍
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Secured. FT my thyroid surgery scar lol
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I am good luck. You’re welcome soccer fans
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The Paraguay goalie has freakishly long arms. That’s wild
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USA USA USA USA
I may not watch soccer, but I want NOT buying this top from Moda 😍
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REEEEETWEEEET
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Hahahahahahahaha (I’m laughing with you I promise, she’s hilarious) 😭
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The group chat watching soccer 😂
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