To the person that left a bag of Xmas presents from the Spurs shop on the stansted express this eve - Its been handed it in at Northumberland park station. Should now be in their lost property. Pls RT #spurs#coys#Tottenham@CarlDonnelly
Cross party general election campaign strategy:
Lob around loads of shit, as long as you throw around more shit than the other shit lobbers, more should stick to them.
Then cross fingers.
Just seen an ambulance with "G4S , Working in partnership with the NHS" written down the side of it. FFS. The twats that can't keep a prisoner behind a locked door are now caring for your relatives.
NHS is doomed.
You thought brexit was tough going! We've got some strict rules going down here. Kids are the only voters. The only adults are staff members & escorting children apparently! Don't let my 9yr old get into politics ffs #GE2019
My buddy had his bike stolen from Dean Street, London, yesterday afternoon between 13:15-14:30. It's a quite distinctive metallic lime green Orro Terra. @StolenRide
ThE mOrE mOnEy PaiD bY biG CoRpOrAtIoNs iN wAgEs To ThEiR sTaFf = mOrE tAx = mOrE mOnEy fOr tHe GoVeRnMeNt.
(they can then spend this on things like, er, i dunno... the NHS maybe?)
The Daily Express. Two different articles. Two months apart.
The policies are virtually identical.
- Labour will raise minimum wage to £10 immediately.
- Tories will raise minimum wage to £10.50 by 2024.
Look how different the reporting is.
The media think you‘re an idiot.
OK friends, remember "we are groot" 🌲.
@tobi started a great initiative today. I'll donate one tree per RTs Likes that this tweet gets. Deal?
Small print: max of 100k trees because I haven't told my wife about this yet! @Cybersole@whoasneaky@SyedSole@SudoShoe@Ciphore