Onchain Cook • I win because I’m delusional. Crypto trader & Investor.

Joined April 2021
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Pop cat singlehandedly taking me out of the trenches. Made a quarter of a million in less than a week holding a memecoin 🥹 Thank you Solana! Thank you crypto!
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GM to all! What are your expectations for the crypto market over the next 6 months?
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Claude has been slow the past few days abi weeks

ALT Confused Robert Downey Jr GIF

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Despite stepping down as chief executive of Binance in 2023, CZ remains the wealthiest person in crypto, and is now one of the wealthiest people in the world. With a whopping Networth of $110 billion.
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The way Google Workspace connects to everything? it’s tough to leave that ecosystem if you really like convenience
As a builder or creator, if you own a domain, it's odd that you still do business with a Gmail address. It costs $0 to set up email routing on Cloudflare and get professional email addresses for your business. Recently showed a client on a Ship Lean session and even though they used Cloudflare they weren’t aware of this
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If you want I can tell you the 2 reasons why it keeps doing that. Many users genuinely miss this.
whats going on with chatgpt these days? almost all responses ends with clickbaity questions "if you want, i can tell you the one mistake that almost everyone forgets"
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there’s millions of United States Dollars sitting pretty inside my phone. but i just need to figure out how to get it out.
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Up?
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Weeks of structured Web3 education, practical skills and certificates that represent real learning. The mission is simple: build the next generation of Web3 professionals. moonrepublic.io 🌙
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JUST IN: Meta Expands AI Ambitions with Acquisition of Moltbook A step toward an ecosystem where intelligent agents perform tasks and interact autonomously.
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Lol they’ve learned from Big Pharma. Create Poison, Sell the Medicine. So Claude creates bugs we pay, Claude reviews bugs we pay.
Replying to @claudeai
Code Review optimizes for depth and may be more expensive than other solutions, like our open source GitHub Action. Reviews generally average $15–25, billed on token usage, and they scale based on PR complexity.
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People cannot fathom doing nothing for a while, so they feel the need to appear busy, and somehow it ends up buying Nigerian stocks. Ask them how long they are willing to hold those NG stocks. Lol.
Being in crypto and buying NG stocks is really weird. What are you doing in Web3? What are you doing with your life?
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Being in crypto and buying NG stocks is really weird. What are you doing in Web3? What are you doing with your life?
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This week in DeFi 🌙 - Aave faces internal conflict as the Aave Chan Initiative (ACI), announced its winding down operations over the next 4 months and exiting work on the protocol. -Tokenized real-world assets (RWAs) have nearly quadrupled in a year to exceed $25B. -Solv Protocol reported an exploit that drained approximately $2.7 million from a Bitcoin yield vault.
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Happy International Women’s Day to every woman who showed up, built, and refused to be overlooked. 🌙 #IWD2026 #WomenInWeb3
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Ever since I started trenching I always wondered if it would even be possible to make money from memecoins once sol goes below $100 and I'm surprised at how good the market is seeing that sol has been sub $90 for awhile now an ever escalating war. Memecoins will never die
It’s genuinely crazy how much money there is still in memecoins despite it being ‘dead’
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I’ve been seeing this Video, where’s the full vid . I need context

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This is too easy. We do this daily
DARE OF THE DAY 😈 $250 bounty challenge: kiss your homie. Picking multiple winners
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Me last year. God abeg
I think I’ve hired a fool
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Kaboom Kablooow
No pause. No hesitation. 💥
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Jon Snow ⛄️ ❄️
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