is a comedian actor in LA. terrible selfie taker. this is a worse twitter account.
Joined March 2011
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3 Oct 2021
Nothing would make me happier than Red Hot Chili Peppers played during every #huskers game
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1 Feb 2021
can we make toilets like this?
1 Feb 2021
Nike has unveiled their first hands-free shoe: the Nike GO FlyEase.
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28 Jan 2021
the Robin Hood America deserves
Danny Ahl retweeted
26 Jan 2021
U think Kong spends his time studying? Godzilla is an intellectual
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22 Jan 2021
People I think of as acquaintances never remember me, happens Ahl the time. Can’t blame em
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21 Jan 2021
Asking for a friend, how long do you wait to say told you so? I want to tell my friend I told you so.
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10 Jan 2021
Sheldon, young or 20-something year old physicist, not in touch with his feelings clearly
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3 Jan 2021
I’ve broken down more cardboard than your favorite breakdancing troop
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3 Jan 2021
Almost spelled it break dancing... whew. That would have made me look like a square fuuur shuure
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13 Dec 2020
my facial hair is similar to my family. A lot of it, not close or really connected. I guess you could call my family, patchy.
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18 Nov 2020
analyze
anal•yze
/‘butt , eyes/
verb
analyze - to look at something through the eyes of an asshole.
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8 Nov 2020
If we get to see Trump dragged out of the White House on live tv, he may finally win an emmy
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North Korea has not gotten rid of a single nuclear weapon & has increased nuclear fuel production; Russia put bounties on our troops & Iran is building a more advanced nuclear program.
But what is @SecPompeo focused on? Hillary Clinton’s emails.
Ridiculous.
9 Oct 2020
Secretary Pompeo tells Fox he’s working to get more of @HillaryClinton’s emails out before the election.
PERINO: Will that happen before the election?
POMPEO: Doing it as fast as we can. I certainly, I certainly think there'll be more to see before the election
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